so i'm dating this new girl

Azmaria · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:10 am

pics.

(thought someone should ask.)

Usdk · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:45 am

stalker thread.

Battletard · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 6:01 am

Usdk wrote:

stalker thread.

I saw that photo uploaded on Facebook earlier tonight, and I was wondering if it was the same girl.

Usdk · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:01 pm

Yeah i've been tagged in them for a while i don't know why it doesn't show up. maybe its her fault.

Necrachilles · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:13 am

Usdk wrote:

Yeah i've been tagged in them for a while i don't know why it doesn't show up. maybe its her fault.

Isn't it always the girl's fault?

Usdk · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:53 am

I checked my privacy settings, and i think this time it is yes.

Usdk · **Posted:** Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:19 am

regardless, its my birthday this weekend and she and I are dressin up.

Pics to follow.

Usdk · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:37 am

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND TIME.

new record.

Weena · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:28 am

Was that the timer for the relationship or the timer for ejaculation?

Meowth · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:34 am

Weena wrote:

Was that the timer for the relationship or the timer for ejaculation?

Both

Usdk · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:58 am

haha nah. just the relationship. picked the wrong girl to play the good guy for.

long story, tiny misstep = cold shower town.

Azelma · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:19 pm

Usdk wrote:

haha nah. just the relationship. picked the wrong girl to play the good guy for.

long story, tiny misstep = cold shower town.

Yeah that sucks, but I'll be honest man, I was concerned when you were gushing about her on facebook. And when you allowed her to pick a place to eat with no TV while the NFL playoffs were on.

I know because that's the kind of shit I do and it screws me every time. You gotta be the good guy some of the time, but stand your ground the rest of the time. Also, never write super positive stuff about them on social media (unless you've been dating FOREVER and it's like an anniversary).

Easier said than done, I know. Especially if they are a little hottie.

Eturnalshift · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:58 pm

I knew it wasn't going to last...

...we all know Dreys is the only girl for you. <3

Usdk · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:57 pm

Actually azelma that bullshit about the playoffs was me talking about that commercial with the black couple and the guy is watching the game on his phone. she was firmly on my side in that one, if you look back and see.

That's not the reason i thought it was ended, and actually at this point I'm not sure what the fuck is going on. So this story might not be over!

EDIT: And i never miss the fucking playoffs for a woman. For real?

Azelma · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:14 pm

Ohhhhh shit. Well that makes more sense then. I had lost a lot of respect for you then, but you just earned it all back.

Good. Never miss playoffs for a redacted.

And yeah, sounds like you're entering into a typical male/female social construct where the male has no idea what the fuck is going on.

This can sometimes randomly work out for the male - so good luck!

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