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 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:32 pm  
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It's the only part of any relationship I don't like. I prefer the end of a relationship to the limbo of a weird beginning. Which is why i'm usually very honest and concise when i speak to a girl about dating, because its important not to mince words on subjects that important.

It's also a good time to figure out if you're dating a girl or a woman.


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 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:39 pm  
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Azelma wrote:
Good. Never miss playoffs for a bitch.


This is why you're single.


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 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:51 pm  
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Nah. I only date women who like football. And if a woman can't understand that there's just going to be certain times of the week I'm not available, then she shouldnt' ask me to be extra nice when shes ragging.


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 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:00 pm  
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Usdk wrote:
Nah. I only date women who like football. And if a woman can't understand that there's just going to be certain times of the week I'm not available, then she shouldnt' ask me to be extra nice when shes ragging.


I don't mean you. You called her a woman, because you're classy.

I meant Azelma.


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 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:58 pm  
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Usdk wrote:
EDIT: And i never miss the fucking playoffs for a woman. For real?


what's worse than women who don't like football is the ones who pretend to but really sit on facebook the entire time and cheer whenever anyone else does.

even if it's supporters of the team playing "her team".

i'll unfortunately be stuck with one of these at the super bowl party im going to. fml.


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 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:20 am  
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Yuratuhl wrote:
Azelma wrote:
Good. Never miss playoffs for a bitch.


This is why you're single.


Why didn't the thread end here?

EDIT: I don't like girls that like football, mainly because I don't follow it at all and I feel emasculated for some reason whenever a girl knows more about football than me.


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 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:42 am  
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i feel the same way and i'm where the cowgirls play right around the corner


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 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:26 pm  
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Yuratuhl wrote:
Usdk wrote:
Nah. I only date women who like football. And if a woman can't understand that there's just going to be certain times of the week I'm not available, then she shouldnt' ask me to be extra nice when shes ragging.


I don't mean you. You called her a woman, because you're classy.

I meant Azelma.


That was me being silly/talking tough amongst males. A la:

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Apologies if you took it as 100% serious and me being classless. I'll henceforth never refer to a woman as a bitch.

I talk tough, but in practice I "put the pussy on a pedestal", to reference the 40 year old virgin. When it comes to women, I ALWAYS respect them. If I didn't, I doubt I would have as many female friends as I do. That said, I would also not give in to a woman if there were an important football game on that I wanted to watch.

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Azelma wrote:
Good. Never miss playoffs for a bitch.


This is why you're single.


I actually have a date with a woman tonight. We're going to a sports bar/grill to eat some food and watch sports. It's date #2, I'll be dressing well, complimenting her, and I'll even pick up the check. And no, I'm not going to try to sleep with her yet either because I'd like to get to know her better. :)


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 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:53 pm  
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That picture is backwards. Get money then fuck bitches


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 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
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 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:42 pm  
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Made me think of this:



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 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:28 pm  
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There's a lot of truth the old phrase, "Respect is earned, not given," even when you're talking about women. There's a certain of respect, call it common courtesy, that you show everyone until they make it clear they're not even worthy of that. When you're dealing with a woman you'll eventually figure out what kind of person she is, and once you do you just have to remember that you "can't treat a ho like a housewife."

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 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 3:33 pm  
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Well said, Jubber.

Side note, date #2 went really well I think. We'll see where this thing goes!


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 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
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hockey


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 Post subject: Re: so i'm dating this new girl
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Jushiro wrote:
hockey


Thread just got better.

Especially if the Wild continue to pull themselves out of the shitty rut they were having.


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