Happy Valentine's Day Aestu

Azelma · **Posted:** Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:57 am

Just kidding, I fucking hate this corporate sham of a holiday.

The powers that be shove this damn holiday in our faces every year. Hallmark, Candy Companies, Jewelry Companies (probably blood diamond sellers), and Flower Companies are pulling the strings.

I say we start a revolution. Anthrax on those insufferable candy hearts.

Seriously fuck this holiday.

Aestu · **Posted:** Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:04 am

This might be the only revolution that can be won just by staying in bed.
Alone or otherwise. Alone, in my case.

Xeoni · **Posted:** Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:29 am

Happy Single Awareness Day!

Aestu · **Posted:** Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:36 am

If women are permitted to buy the perceived utility of the sex act (sperm) and be subsidized in doing so, then it logically follows that men should be permitted to buy the utility of the sex act (pleasure) and and be subsidized in doing so.

If there is a flaw in my logic, please point it out.

We need to start a lobby. Pro-choice. State aid for romantically disadvantaged males.

Who's with me?

Yuratuhl · **Posted:** Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:52 am

Those are called hands. Most of us have two, and you can try the Stranger if you're feeling frisky and want to fool yourself.

Jubbergun · **Posted:** Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:28 am

If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember that no one currently wants to be with you any other day of the year, either.

Your Pal,
Jubber

Aestu · **Posted:** Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:36 am

Jubbergun wrote:

If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember that no one currently wants to be with you any other day of the year, either.

I accept this as a fact of life. I have for a very long time.

Zaryi · **Posted:** Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:46 am

It's a holiday that glorifies having sex and eating chocolate. What's not to love???

Jubbergun · **Posted:** Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:35 am

Zaryi wrote:

It's a holiday that glorifies having sex and eating chocolate. What's not to love???

The fact that the really tasty chocolate is on the opposite side of the country.

Your Pal,
Jubber

Aestu · **Posted:** Tue Feb 14, 2012 5:36 am

Yuratuhl wrote:

Those are called hands. Most of us have two, and you can try the Stranger if you're feeling frisky and want to fool yourself.

I could just as easily argue that the other side of the analogy could be fulfilled by dolls and playing house.

Zaryi wrote:

It's a holiday that glorifies having sex and eating chocolate. What's not to love???

I would make the same objection that I would about Yom Kippur.

Meowth · **Posted:** Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:04 am

Gratz to me

Aestu · **Posted:** Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:06 am

So, Meowth, did you come in or come out?

Usdk · **Posted:** Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:09 am

Zaryi wrote:

It's a holiday that glorifies having sex and eating chocolate. What's not to love???

Having to wait an hour for a table and half that for a drink.

Eturnalshift · **Posted:** Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:11 am

Got some 8-bit flowers and a Weighted Companion Cube plush. ^_^

Weena · **Posted:** Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:37 pm

Aestu wrote:

If women are permitted to buy the perceived utility of the sex act (sperm) and be subsidized in doing so, then it logically follows that men should be permitted to buy the utility of the sex act (pleasure) and and be subsidized in doing so.

If there is a flaw in my logic, please point it out.

I think you mean men should be able to buy that vaginal wetness for which I don't know if there is a name.

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