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 Post subject: mfking hilarious letter of recommendation
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:18 pm  
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I am writing in support of Ethan's application... I have known Ethan for three years, as a student in two advanced undergraduate courses and as my advisee...

Ethan is a very intelligent young man, with a good mind both for factual details and for complex, large-scale systems. He enjoys digging into a problem in depth and is especially pleased when he is able to refute accepted wisdom or successfully challenge unexamined assumptions. His training in Classics, and ancient history in particular, has equipped him with valuable skills and tools for rigorous, evidence-based research and argumentation.

Ethan does not suffer fools gladly and could sometimes become impatient with assignments or people he thought were wasting his time. Although he will probably maintain a lifelong interest in some of the fascinating problems and principles inherent in the study of ancient history, I think his decision to focus on accounting for the next stage of his education and career is a good one.

He has always had strong entrepreneurial interests and often expresses his desire and respect
for tangible, quantifiable, verifiable results.

Ethan is very persistent, capable, and creative, especially when he is working on a project that
he really believes in. The biggest challenges for him in graduate school are likely to come in
situations where he feels that the agendas of those around him are in conflict with his own. He
can be very engaged and engaging to talk with, but in general I believe he will prosper best in
circumstances where there is some degree of flexibility in the nature and extent of social
interactions required for successful completion of his work.

In sum, Ethan is a smart and ambitious person with strong intellectual capabilities, good
academic training, and relevant work experiences. He is well prepared and highly motivated to
succeed in graduate work and a career in accounting. Please give him favorable consideration.


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 Post subject: Re: mfking hilarious letter of recommendation
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:26 pm  
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Wait, why is this funny? Seems like a glowing recommendation, considering the subject matter.


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 Post subject: Re: mfking hilarious letter of recommendation
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:31 pm  
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Azelma wrote:
Wait, why is this funny? Seems like a glowing recommendation, considering the subject matter.


Exactly.


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 Post subject: Re: mfking hilarious letter of recommendation
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:13 pm  
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But they are supposed to be favorable.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:17 pm  
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Meowth wrote:
But they are supposed to be favorable.


I think he's had "correspondence" with this recommender in the past.


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 Post subject: Re: mfking hilarious letter of recommendation
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:57 pm  
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It's funny because it's for accounting.


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 Post subject: Re: mfking hilarious letter of recommendation
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:24 am  
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Azelma wrote:
Wait, why is this funny? Seems like a glowing recommendation, considering the subject matter.


Glowing?

Am I the only one who reads this "recommendation" and feels like:




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Boredalt wrote:
Azelma wrote:
Wait, why is this funny? Seems like a glowing recommendation, considering the subject matter.


Glowing?


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considering the subject matter



I stand by my statement ;)


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 Post subject: Re: mfking hilarious letter of recommendation
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:21 pm  
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how is a tenacious pursuit of ancient history beneficial for accounting?


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 Post subject: Re: mfking hilarious letter of recommendation
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:08 pm  
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Dotzilla wrote:
how is a tenacious pursuit of ancient history beneficial for accounting?


They are both fields that involve formalizing the human and understanding the vast and abstract from words and numbers on a page.

It takes some imagination to turn a bunch of numbers and columns into people and businesses, just as it takes some imagination to turn long-winded historical passages into cultures and civilizations thousands of years ancient.

It takes even more imagination to reach actionable conclusions about those abstractions. To decide what is to be done about it.


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 Post subject: Re: mfking hilarious letter of recommendation
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:48 am  
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Aestu wrote:
Dotzilla wrote:
how is a tenacious pursuit of ancient history beneficial for accounting?


They are both fields that involve formalizing the human and understanding the vast and abstract from words and numbers on a page.

It takes some imagination to turn a bunch of numbers and columns into people and businesses, just as it takes some imagination to turn long-winded historical passages into cultures and civilizations thousands of years ancient.

It takes even more imagination to reach actionable conclusions about those abstractions. To decide what is to be done about it.


Aestu, can I run some of my company's numbers by you so you can use your imagination to formalize the human and show me how you understand the vast and abstract from the words and numbers on the page?



In all seriousness, that is the most romanticized description of accounting I have ever seen.


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 Post subject: Re: mfking hilarious letter of recommendation
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:23 am  
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You know, the real proof you're brainwashed by capitalist propaganda is that you idolize successful businessmen but completely don't understand what the real pros (as opposed to those who just exploit the system or kiss ass) actually do.

When you're told what talented investors *actually do*, you think it's the weirdest thing ever.

What do you think Warren Buffet or any other successful investor or business manager does? What do you think they're doing when they stare at balance sheets or statements of cash flow? What do you think is going on inside their skulls? What do you think separates a skilled investor or analyst from a bad one?

Do you think they just smile wanly until an IPO cloudburst erupts over their heads in a shower of money?

I've often said that I respect the capabilities of the free market, I just understand its limitations and the need for severe regulation. Those capabilities - managing businesses to be more efficient - how do you think the financial system works towards that end? Or do you think it's just a lottery of sorts, one that you hope to one day win (yeah right)?

Perhaps that's why you believe the Forbes propaganda: it sells you the idea that you will one day cash in, when in reality, not only is the game rigged against you from the start, you don't even understand the rules of the game, and even if you did understand the rules, you wouldn't have the skill to even stand a chance. Critical thinking and imagination are not traits you possess.

In any event, what I described is exactly what successful investors and accountants do. They look at the figures and use their imagination to turn those numbers into a clear vision of economic reality - what the business is actually doing. It really is not so different than classical historians doing exactly the same thing.

Then again...on the one hand you have people who just kiss ass or exploit the system...and on the other you have pedants who waste their lives dicking around with pottery shards or inane questions like whether a certain obscure gens was real or not...but that doesn't change the fact that the basis for merit in both systems is real.

Fun fact: the two people who did the most to advance the field of classics were not classicists. They were an autistic cryptographer and a business magnate. Likewise, most of the people who revolutionized business were not businessmen - they were politicians, philosophers, technologists.

Interestingly, both parties are still extremely butthurt over this fact to this day and still scowl whenever it comes up. Not kidding.

P.S.: See paragraph three of OP


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 Post subject: Re: mfking hilarious letter of recommendation
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:52 am  
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Just because I've read Forbes articles before doesn't mean I think they are the greatest thing ever, or that I derive all or even a sizable amount of advice from them.

Anywho.

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 Post subject: Re: mfking hilarious letter of recommendation
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It's propaganda. You're not supposed to think you get your world view from it.

To make it real short: you think favorably of business investment but you lol when you're told what it actually involves.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:24 am  
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Aestu wrote:
It's propaganda. You're not supposed to think you get your world view from it.


Right, because I posted a forbes article link a few times (with the intention of having it discussed, dissected, etc.) - I have gotten my entire worldview from forbes and they have me brainwashed with their propaganda hook, line, and sinker. Makes sense. You're absolutely right.

Aestu wrote:
To make it real short: you think favorably of business investment but you lol when you're told what it actually involves.


Which one of us has actually invested in/has ownership stake in businesses?

HINT: It's not you.


Anyway, let's not make Mayo mad (even though these forums have been a bit dead the last few days) and just agree that you are 100% right and I am 100% wrong.


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