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 Post subject: Re: Mayo stop being a faggot
PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 4:49 am  
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I do approve of your math, Mister Aestu. But recall that my specific issue was peeing out windows. Not just regular windows, but those small high up ones in school buildings which are opened via the fancy mechanisms. Thus the math would favour a more highly pressured child plumbing due to even greater distance from the windows than my well endowed 200cm self would be faced with.

*coughs*

Of course, that said, i haven't participated in such festivities since i was 20 years my junior. So maybe i could still achieve these heights. I have peed outdoors though and it definitely has been an unsatisfactory distance in my eyes compared to what i remember as a wee lad.

There's really only one solution to this. I need to go back to my old primary school with a full bladder and challenge the students there to a peeing contest. I'm sure as alumni this would be doable.


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 Post subject: Re: Mayo stop being a faggot
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Kayllaira wrote:
LOL.

Additionally, holding it in (which if you raided, you did plenty of) can weaken the musculature surrounding your bladder, decreasing the force during expulsion.


Really? Is this the reason for a never ending dribble also?


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 Post subject: Re: Mayo stop being a faggot
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I was watching Dr Oz a few weeks back and he demonstrated how the bladder is like a balloon. If you fill it up massively then it expands a lot and loses strength, and also loses the ability to shrink back down to a smell enough size so as to expel all the pee. This means you have excess pee which can lead to bacteria something something.

I think dribble is more a prostate problem. That's those kegel things i think those help with leaky taps. The two could be related though.


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 Post subject: Re: Mayo stop being a faggot
PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 5:36 am  
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I was watching Dr Oz a few weeks back and he demonstrated how the bladder is like a balloon. If you fill it up massively then it expands a lot and loses strength, and also loses the ability to shrink back down to a smell enough size so as to expel all the pee. This means you have excess pee which can lead to bacteria something something.


I had this problem after going without water for the better part of a week. Very uncomfortable. It feels like an urge to urinate gravel, or like an intense pinching sensation in the bladder. However, I have to confess that the sensation of hydrating my gonads in a bath shortly thereafter was even stranger. Not unpleasant.

Bacterial infections of the bladder can usually be treated by imbibing cranberry juice.


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 Post subject: Mayo stop being a faggot
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In a thread about alleged faggotry, this thread has taken an appropriate direction.


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 Post subject: Re: Mayo stop being a faggot
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space eventually the forward momentum of the pee would stop altogether and go straight down.

google parabolic path.


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 Post subject: Re: Mayo stop being a faggot
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I'm so good at pissing I can do it in my sleep.


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I only logged into D3 to camp a name and try to fix a bug that was preventing me from adding friends to RealID. Apparently, Bnet friends list caps at 100 but the error message only pops up in D3 and not WoW. A related bug apparently prevents the display of a third digit of number of players on friendslist in WoW.


You don't have to camp names, duplicates are allowed (even on your own list. You can name all your toons Aestu).

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 Post subject: Re: Mayo stop being a faggot
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Spacehunter wrote:
I was watching Dr Oz a few weeks back and he demonstrated how the bladder is like a balloon. If you fill it up massively then it expands a lot and loses strength, and also loses the ability to shrink back down to a smell enough size so as to expel all the pee. This means you have excess pee which can lead to bacteria something something.

I think dribble is more a prostate problem. That's those kegel things i think those help with leaky taps. The two could be related though.


Accurate explanation.

Dribble can be a prostate problem, but you'd generally also have trouble initiating a stream. It is definitely possible that dribbling can be a bladder problem. Like Spacehunter said, it will lose its ability to expel all the urine. Generally termed overflow incontinence. Also, if it tends to happen when you lift, cough, sneeze, etc., it'd be stress incontinence, which is from weak pelvic floor muscles.

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I had this problem after going without water for the better part of a week. Very uncomfortable. It feels like an urge to urinate gravel, or like an intense pinching sensation in the bladder. However, I have to confess that the sensation of hydrating my gonads in a bath shortly thereafter was even stranger. Not unpleasant.

Bacterial infections of the bladder can usually be treated by imbibing cranberry juice.


Cranberry juice generally is preventative because it changes urine's acidity to become a less viable environment for bacterial growth. It can still be effective if you use it while you have a UTI, but you also run the risk of it working its way to your kidneys if you leave it for a while.

It is also a very real possibility that you were causing yourself renal failure. I wouldn't recommend ever doing that again.


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 Post subject: Re: Mayo stop being a faggot
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Dr. Oz is the biggest quack on earth. He's worse than Sanjay Gupta


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 Post subject: Re: Mayo stop being a faggot
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Definitely. But the example he used I've heard many times before, so at least he's got that right.


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 Post subject: Re: Mayo stop being a faggot
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A friend of mine who I first-assisted for did his cardio thoracic fellowship under Oz. he said he's a ridiculous tyrant, subpar surgeon, and gleans most of his success from the people he surrounds himself with.


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