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 Post subject: LF Sexy Narrator for ICC25/HLK25 Sexy Times & Full Clear
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:21 am  
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At this point in time, there are no fewer than five ICC clears running weekly on Bleeding Hollow Alliance: mine, Elegance, Recuperation, Blaine, and Johnnydeeps. Of course, mine is the fastest, most efficient, and most lucrative, but I run Sunday evenings and the pug pool is typically pretty dry by then.

In an effort to improve recruitment and make runs more fun and engaging, we are introducing a new incentive program, on top of the weekly gold handouts!

As everyone knows, I am a skilled, prolific, and versatile writer.
I seek to leverage that skill in the service of filling ICC raids.

This week forward, we will be featuring readings of erotica on ventrilo! The erotica features creative, compelling, sexually mainstream and highly graphic depictions of steamy encounters! (The stories are written in a style designed to be equally appealing to both genders).

To that end, we will need someone with a better vent voice than me, with my nasal droning, to do the reading.

Either gender is acceptable, but due to federal regulations we are compelled to prefer a female. What is most important - is having a good headset and clear diction.

Acceptable performance shall earn you notoriety, a chance to shamelessly ewhore and gold-dig your way to WoW wealth, any transmog pieces you may desire, and 1000g a week.

If interested, be on for my run, Sunday at 7pm EST. We always full clear on heroic, and typically wipe no more than once if at all on HLK25. Shards and Invincible are locked; all other loot is free roll. Roll for 25k if Invincible drops. Top ranged, melee and heals get 2500g ea; top three of each get 1000g ea. Cross-realm persons get priority on loot.


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 Post subject: Re: LF Sexy Narrator for ICC25/HLK25 Sexy Times & Full Clear
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:31 am  
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damn, wish i had a better voice.


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 Post subject: Re: LF Sexy Narrator for ICC25/HLK25 Sexy Times & Full Clear
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:41 am  
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The last round was amazing. Not even kidding.


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[✔] [item]Sulfuras, Hand of Ragnaros[/item] (Two)
[✔] [item]32837[/item] & [item]32838[/item]
[✔] [item]Thori'dal, the Stars' Fury[/item]
[✔] [item]46017[/item]
[✔] [item]49623[/item] (Two)
[✔] [item]71086[/item]
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 Post subject: Re: LF Sexy Narrator for ICC25/HLK25 Sexy Times & Full Clear
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:25 pm  
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I would totally do this if I was still playing.


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 Post subject: Re: LF Sexy Narrator for ICC25/HLK25 Sexy Times & Full Clear
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:42 pm  
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Euphonic wrote:
damn, wish i had a better voice.

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Liar


Zaryi wrote:
I would totally do this if I was still playing.


Your gnome is on pretty consistently. And you don't have to log on more than to do this or any other narrow activity you might care to do.

Or are you fearful of getting dragged back into the ups and downs of Azeroth?


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 Post subject: Re: LF Sexy Narrator for ICC25/HLK25 Sexy Times & Full Clear
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:53 pm  
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Aestu wrote:
Zaryi wrote:
I would totally do this if I was still playing.


Or are you fearful of getting dragged back into the ups and downs of Azeroth?


A little ;]

Hell, I promised Jushiro I'd resub/get a time card this week, so... PM me or something. I'd like to read it first.


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 Post subject: Re: LF Sexy Narrator for ICC25/HLK25 Sexy Times & Full Clear
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:55 pm  
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Resub and I'll do that.

It's not actually written yet, but how long do you think it takes me to write a story?


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 Post subject: Re: LF Sexy Narrator for ICC25/HLK25 Sexy Times & Full Clear
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:05 pm  
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2-3 hours I'd wager. I'll probably be on Thursday night since I'm pouring at a big function downtown for a winery (no day off T_T)


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 Post subject: Re: LF Sexy Narrator for ICC25/HLK25 Sexy Times & Full Clear
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:35 pm  
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Aestu wrote:
As everyone knows, I am a skilled, prolific, and versatile writer.
I seek to leverage that skill in the service of filling ICC raids.

You're going to weird everyone out when whatever goat-chick protagonist you write into the story uses corn oil during sex.
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 Post subject: Re: LF Sexy Narrator for ICC25/HLK25 Sexy Times & Full Clear
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:36 pm  
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Actually, quite the contrary. Everyone in vent was very impressed with his writing skills, and they all seemed to enjoy the story. I know I did.

Also, where dafuq you been


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[✔] [item]Sulfuras, Hand of Ragnaros[/item] (Two)
[✔] [item]32837[/item] & [item]32838[/item]
[✔] [item]Thori'dal, the Stars' Fury[/item]
[✔] [item]46017[/item]
[✔] [item]49623[/item] (Two)
[✔] [item]71086[/item]
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 Post subject: Re: LF Sexy Narrator for ICC25/HLK25 Sexy Times & Full Clear
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:40 pm  
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Zaryi wrote:
2-3 hours I'd wager. I'll probably be on Thursday night since I'm pouring at a big function downtown for a winery (no day off T_T)


Country of origin?


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 Post subject: Re: LF Sexy Narrator for ICC25/HLK25 Sexy Times & Full Clear
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:43 pm  
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I feel nothing but positive emotions right now.


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 Post subject: Re: LF Sexy Narrator for ICC25/HLK25 Sexy Times & Full Clear
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:07 pm  
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People tell me I have a nice voice (you know, when I don't have this terrible cold stealing it away)


but I am not female so....


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 Post subject: Re: LF Sexy Narrator for ICC25/HLK25 Sexy Times & Full Clear
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:40 pm  
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Jushiro wrote:
People tell me I have a nice voice (you know, when I don't have this terrible cold stealing it away)

but I am not female so....


I would assume that inability to identify with the material in question is a dis qualifier.
Or do you not agree? Honest question.

Either way, you're not an American, so EEOC regulations don't apply! ^ _ ^


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 Post subject: Re: LF Sexy Narrator for ICC25/HLK25 Sexy Times & Full Clear
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:46 pm  
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If anything, being totally detached from the subject material will make it easier not to giggle incessantly.


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