At this point in time, there are no fewer than five ICC clears running weekly on Bleeding Hollow Alliance: mine, Elegance, Recuperation, Blaine, and Johnnydeeps. Of course, mine is the fastest, most efficient, and most lucrative, but I run Sunday evenings and the pug pool is typically pretty dry by then.
In an effort to improve recruitment and make runs more fun and engaging, we are introducing a new incentive program, on top of the weekly gold handouts!
As everyone knows, I am a skilled, prolific, and versatile writer. I seek to leverage that skill in the service of filling ICC raids.
This week forward, we will be featuring readings of erotica on ventrilo! The erotica features creative, compelling, sexually mainstream and highly graphic depictions of steamy encounters! (The stories are written in a style designed to be equally appealing to both genders).
To that end, we will need someone with a better vent voice than me, with my nasal droning, to do the reading.
Either gender is acceptable, but due to federal regulations we are compelled to prefer a female. What is most important - is having a good headset and clear diction.
Acceptable performance shall earn you notoriety, a chance to shamelessly ewhore and gold-dig your way to WoW wealth, any transmog pieces you may desire, and 1000g a week.
If interested, be on for my run, Sunday at 7pm EST. We always full clear on heroic, and typically wipe no more than once if at all on HLK25. Shards and Invincible are locked; all other loot is free roll. Roll for 25k if Invincible drops. Top ranged, melee and heals get 2500g ea; top three of each get 1000g ea. Cross-realm persons get priority on loot.
Aestu of Bleeding Hollow... Nihilism is a copout.
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