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Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

I haven't been out on a date in a while. I'm trying to feel bad about it, but it just doesn't seem to be happening.

There is one woman I know that I'd like to date, but I also enjoy spending time with her, and it's sort of an awkward situation because one of my roommates has a brother/sister relationship with her. I've been asked a few times in the last month, but not by anyone with whom I'd want to spend any time. One of them radiated pure crazy. You could see it, it shimmered like heat off a hot Georgia road during high noon.

I actually screwed up once in the last month. My new drinking buddy decided she wanted to start dating again, and joined one of those internet dating sites. I had a profile...and it matched us. She showed me on her phone, and I said, "aw man, I wish you hadn't seen that. I can only imagine what you think of me now since only losers use those sites." Whoops. So I basically told her she was a loser, and called myself one at the same time. High fives all around!

I couldn't date her anyway. Too many tattoos. What makes people do that shit?

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Boredalt - 80 Dwarf Priest - Dissension

I think you guys just haven't met any good women. I don't blame you - I used to think none existed.

Pretty much this. Some people can accept more faults than others. I'm not a perfect woman, but I am perfect for someone out there.

If you find yourself unable to answer Boredalt's questions about your mate and your relationship, you will divorce. My girlfriend wants a lot of kids. I know her new husband of 1 week only wants one. I asked how that discussion had gone. Oh, that has never come up. Um.... I barely talk to your husband and even I know that :p Those two will end up divorcing (for many reasons other than the aforementioned communication issue)

Communicate. Compromise. Don't marry a selfish, lazy ass. Stay away from abusers: male/female, physical/mental/emotional. Admit when you are wrong. Apologize. And cherish your spouse. Good ways not to find yourself sitting in mediation wondering what the hell went wrong.

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Callysta of Reverence

It's true, I've never actually met a "good woman" before.

I've also never seen a unicorn eating a candly apple.

That's because neither of those things exist.

Maybe you guys should just give girls you're interested in a copy of this book:

http://www.amazon.com/Marry-Him-Case-Se ... 045123216X

Women need to stop expecting a husband out of a disney movie, and men need to stop expecting a wife out of a porno.

If I give my man a wife out of a porno I should get a man out of a Disney movie

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Callysta of Reverence

I can show you the world.

Boredalt - 80 Dwarf Priest - Dissension

That is the problem, but not just the porn/disney thing. It's the expecting. People expect so much from their significant other I think they forget to look and see if the person really makes them happy. If a person goes into a relationship with a long list of expectations they are most certainly setting themselves up for disappointment a majority of the time. This is probably why people these days should date for WAY longer than people did 15+ years ago(maybe even farther back than that).

[13:56:01] [W From] [Slimecrack]: I just wanted to tell your brown that when I look into its one brown eye, I see joy and love, thank god for your ass, PRAISE JESUS!

This conversation wasn't supposed to happen again for another month. Jerks.


Flip through that thread and you'll probably get a good idea where this is going.

Occasionally, you meet one that's "pretty okay." And when you consider how fucked up humans really are, I'm good with that.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

It is okay to expect things. I expect a husband to protect me, be loyal and contribute equally to the household. I expect him not to lie, cheat, or steal. I expect those same things from myself. I also have to be willing to celebrate my mate's differences. Just because they don't do things the way I would doesn't make them wrong.

Love only gets you so far. The rest relies heavily on trust and mutual respect. And sometimes marriages fail even when you do all of the right things.

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Callysta of Reverence