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No, I think that believing that is something I would lie about is pretty exceptionally stupid.



I am not like you. I am not insecure, least of all about my sexuality.

Part of that absence of conspicuous personal vulnerability is that I don't feel the need to use sarcasm to say things that I don't have the balls to express as positive contentions.

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

How do I know anything you say is truth though? How do I know anyone on these forums isn't lying through their teeth most of the time?


I don't know you. Maybe you said you got a prostitute because you read Catcher in the Rye and identify with Holden Caulfield. In fact I remember when I first read your post on it, that was what popped into my head.

How is it "exceptionally stupid" to distrust anything you say when I know you've lied before about many things, and know you like to exaggerate.



Maybe me thinking you lied just means I really don't know you that well...and is it stupid to not know you that well?

You know me well - or ought to have reason to believe you do. It is obvious that what I say is generally true because it is internally consistent and I frequently answer questions in ways that are not favorable to me.

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

Tonsils.

You don't believe it? Going in through the nose and pinching the small, soft and slippery clump of tissue at the back of the nasal cavity with two fingers of differing length (and unparalleled pinching strength) while not being able to see what you're doing is completely believable.

And to think he attacked that man because he was having a bad day over girl issues... sounds kinda psychopathic, but believable.

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING AESTU SAYS YOU ARE EXCEPTIONALLY STUPID!!!!!!!!111111oneone

The story was that Zaryi brought up the idea of hiring some help to get Aestu up and that still didn't help. The jury's still out on the 25 year old virgin thing.

RETIRED.
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He believes what he says and can pass lie detector tests with ease.

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I've taken a polygraph. If what you say is true, he's a sociopath, his amygdala doesn't work, and he's technicaly partly brain dead.

"...because you said I'm stupid and wrong."

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

i must have missed this corn oil incident, but i skip every single TL:DR thread out of habit.

what a shame

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

TL;DR - Aestu tried to use corn oil as lube to fuck Zaryi and it ruined the sheets. Pretty sure he blamed Zaryi for that one too.

RETIRED.
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I did, but I've changed my mind since. And I always accepted it was my fault I couldn't fit.

I freely admit that it was a beneficial life experience, even if it didn't turn out quite the way that might have been preferred. It's unfortunate I'll never get another chance to stick my dick in her, which is a shame because I would like to.

All things considered, I'd do it again rather than not at all.
The sheer lulz were worth it, if nothing else.

By the way Mayo, how much sex are you getting and where do you get it? Honestly curious.

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

My girlfriend lives about 2 hours away since she got some teaching job out in the boonies and since I have one day off a week, I go down there and spend the night.

But yeah, once a week at a minimum, maybe twice if we're feeling up to it and if we have enough time in the morning before I gotta go back. Anything else I can help you with?

RETIRED.
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