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Azelma
 Post subject: 50 Shades of Lulz
PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:27 pm  
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NSFW - put those headphones on.



1. Gross
2. LOLOLOLOL



Pure genius

http://50shadesofsuck.tumblr.com/ -- Good site
http://50shadesofarsenal.tumblr.com/ -- Pictures of Arsenal football players with quotes from the book


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/book ... ecord.html

Yes, that's right -- lose faith in humanity some more as 50 Shades of Grey continues to rack up the sales. There are an awful lot of sexually repressed soccer moms out there.



Last thing I'll say - it's not so much that the book is porn for women...that's whatever. It's that it's poorly written, and women think it's actually "good" it's that they're making a movie out of it, it's that it is based off of a Twilight fanfiction.

It's like shit coming from shit.

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Necrachilles
 Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Lulz
PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:36 pm  
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God damn. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

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Yuratuhl
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:49 pm  
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What better use for Arsenal?

jk I actually like Arsenal. Still funny though.

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Monotheist
 Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Lulz
PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:02 pm  
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brb while I buy extra ammo for my gun.

edit: wewps you did mention the "classic makeovers"
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Weena
 Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Lulz
PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:16 pm  
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Where's that video Yewluze (I think) posted, with Jon St. John reading 50 Shades as Duke Nukem?

"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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Yewluze
 Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Lulz
PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:34 pm  
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Here it is


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Zaryi
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:46 pm  
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Saved for my 50 Shades rant :v

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How many decades of feminism has it been so far, and this is what women are buying in droves? Color me surprised: women's words say that want one thing, but there actions state they really want something very different.

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Yuratuhl
 Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Lulz
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I should become a trashy romance novelist. It seems the easiest way to make money.

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Usdk
 Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Lulz
PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:00 pm  
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can't find it on youtube, but Bill Burr was making jokes about writing a book about how women are always right, men are stupid, blah blah blah. And then after women turn out en masse to buy it, his next book will be page after page of "AH HAHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID BITCHES"

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Azelma
 Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Lulz
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:49 pm  
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Yuratuhl wrote:
I should become a trashy romance novelist. It seems the easiest way to make money.


I've seriously considered this, but not a "romance" novel per se...maybe one that I just direct at that coveted pubescent girl/soccer mom market. I mean, if Twilight and 50 Shades can get published and sell millions of copies SURELY I should be able to write a best seller, no?

I mean, I'm no novelist...but I can sure as shit write better than those "authors"

Maybe that would hinder sales. Is shit writing a prerequisite for a best seller?

Azelma

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Spacehunter
 Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Lulz
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:04 pm  
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Ignorance is bliss.

Ignorance is bliss.

Ignorance is bliss.

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Xeoni
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:08 pm  
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Yeah, idk wtf this book is about and I intend to keep it that way.

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Azelma
 Post subject: Re: 50 Shades of Lulz
PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 9:33 am  
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I've noticed that intelligence, and how much one likes 50 shades of grey are inversely correlated. Same with Twilight.

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DoubleH
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Azelma wrote:
I've noticed that intelligence, and how much one likes 50 shades of grey are inversely correlated. Same with Twilight.

My brothers wife made me read the twilight books... "shudders" ><... Such ... Bad... Writing... And the plot was like a bad school girls anime(they all seems kinda bad though now that I'm not 14).

1 and 5 star Amazon reviews of 50 Shades of Grey are hilarious, though in totally different ways ^ ^

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