The Having of a Life

Aestu · **Posted:** Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:06 pm

TLDR: Dumb kid offered 200g per chest for help with Gurubashi Arena in STV. I ask which he's going for. He says he doesn't know, wants me to log on and PST him if he's on and offer to help. I tell him to PST me if I am on.

Quote:

[16:47:24] [W From] [Masturbaiter]: you didnt help me at 3....i assume it is because you have a life?
[16:47:42] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: correct
[16:47:51] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: I asked what times you would be doing it
[16:47:54] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: you didnt specify
[16:48:06] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: and I am not going to be on every three hours during the day because you may or may not feel like doing this
[16:48:10] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: it's called
[16:48:12] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: "having a life"
[16:48:14] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: and the way people
[16:48:20] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: who *have lives*
[16:48:24] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: work around their lives
[16:48:27] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: is by scheduling things
[16:48:34] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: you didnt want to and dont understand that
[16:48:42] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: so I can only assume you have no life and expect others to be the same
[16:48:43] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: now
[16:48:48] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: would you like to schedule a specific time?
[16:48:55] [W From] [Masturbaiter]: i understand, but i am usually on durng the day, not at night. hours between 9 am and 6 pm is usually when im doing it.
[16:49:02] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: ok like I said
[16:49:02] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: I
[16:49:04] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: have a life
[16:49:05] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: and
[16:49:07] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: thats a 9hr period
[16:49:10] [W From] [Masturbaiter]: i understand
[16:49:11] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: out of a 24 hour day
[16:49:14] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: clearly you dont
[16:49:19] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: because you dont want to schedule
[16:49:29] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: and are bitching I wasnt on at some random ass time duringt he da
[16:49:31] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: so
[16:49:32] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: this convo
[16:49:35] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: is now over
[16:49:39] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: and if youre interested in scheduling
[16:49:41] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: you let me know
[16:50:18] [W From] [Masturbaiter]: how do you want me to schedule?
[16:50:32] [W From] [Masturbaiter]: nevermind
[16:50:41] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: pick a time
[16:50:44] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: and we show up
[16:50:54] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: should be obvious if you ever scheduled anything in your "life"
[16:51:17] [W From] [Masturbaiter]: all im saying is, i am trying for it during the the day, not at night. so 9 am until 6 pm is when i will be trying for it, unless my life gets in the way
[16:51:29] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: you dont have a life
[16:51:31] [W From] [Masturbaiter]: like it did today at 9 an 12
[16:51:35] [W From] [Masturbaiter]: oh i dont?
[16:51:39] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: if you had a life
[16:51:42] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: you'd schedule
[16:51:49] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: that is how people who have lives manage them
[16:51:56] [W From] [Masturbaiter]: yes, i am scheduling between 9 am and 6 pm.
[16:52:06] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: 9 hr period aint a schedule kiddo
[16:52:10] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: you choose a specific time
[16:52:30] [W From] [Masturbaiter]: idk when my life will get in the way, so i cant tell you. a lot of things happen unexpectedly in my life
[16:52:36] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: then you dont have a life
[16:52:41] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: youre a kid with whims
[16:52:46] [W From] [Masturbaiter]: oh?
[16:53:10] [W From] [Masturbaiter]: well belive what you want. i still count on you to help me. i will whisper you at certain times, if you are online.
[16:53:13] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: done talking to you...in short...get a life...because...people with lives aren't disposable for 9 hours at random times during the day
[16:53:20] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: if I'm online feel free
[16:53:30] [W From] [Masturbaiter]: ok then
[16:53:43] [W From] [Masturbaiter]: i plan to be on at 6. thats my schedule for the day
[16:53:56] [W To] [Masturbaiter]: I can do that

Battletard · **Posted:** Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:11 pm

I have a feeling he's either:

1) Night Elf
2) Death Knight

Did I win anything?

Meowth · **Posted:** Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:39 pm

I sure love
people who type
like this
because it makes
it seem like
they really know what
they are doing
and how to communicate
well in real time
rather than deleting
and retyping
things
so
that
they
can
be
sure
what
they
said
is
what
they
wanted
to
type
but
ironically
I
can't
even
remember
half
of what
I typed
because it
is so far off
the text box
and I had to
remember to
hitenter so often
and I'm not going
to scroll up to see
what it was or enlarge
the chat box because Firefox
is cool and has this little expander
button but I'm sure it was important
to this thread and not irrelevant at all.

Thanks

Aestu · **Posted:** Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:45 pm

You are correct that it is an effective way of typing in real time and adding emphasis to certain words or phrases. If it conflicts with your ADD then maybe you should get a prescription of Ritalin.

And no, React, he's a human paladin.

Battletard · **Posted:** Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:10 pm

Aestu wrote:

And no, React, he's a human paladin.

Bummer! 'Masturbaiter' is such a night elf / death knight name.

Necrachilles · **Posted:** Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:22 pm

So I should start showing up to gank him?

Azelma · **Posted:** Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:06 pm

Necrachilles wrote:

So I should start showing up to gank him?

How will you know when to show up? I guess you'll just have to wait around for 9 hours each day.

Jubbergun · **Posted:** Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:45 pm

Meowth wrote:

I sure love
people who type
like this
because it makes
it seem like
they really know what
they are doing
and how to communicate
well in real time
rather than deleting
and retyping
things
so
that
they
can
be
sure
what
they
said
is
what
they
wanted
to
type
but
ironically
I
can't
even
remember
half
of what
I typed
because it
is so far off
the text box
and I had to
remember to
hitenter so often
and I'm not going
to scroll up to see
what it was or enlarge
the chat box because Firefox
is cool and has this little expander
button but I'm sure it was important
to this thread and not irrelevant at all.

Thanks

My boss does that, and it is an annoyance without end. COMPLETE A FUCKING THOUGHT, THEN HIT ENTER, ASSHAT.

Your Pal,
Jubber

Euphonic · **Posted:** Sun Jul 29, 2012 8:51 pm

i think he might of just been assuming every chest during that period, since the chest drops every 3 hours on the hour. Either way, nice troll.... you jerk!

Necrachilles · **Posted:** Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:03 pm

Azelma wrote:

Necrachilles wrote:

So I should start showing up to gank him?

How will you know when to show up? I guess you'll just have to wait around for 9 hours each day.

I would just show up every 3 hours, like I did when I was farming the chest?

Aestu · **Posted:** Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:36 pm

Quote:

[22:21:49] [2] <Away>[85:Jåkê]: lf port to dalaran
[22:22:05] [P] <Away>[85:Jåkê]: yes?
[22:22:22] [PL] [85:Aestu]: 25g for a port to dal?
[22:22:26] [P] <Away>[85:Jåkê]: sure

[22:22:30] [P] <Away>[85:Jåkê]: arent you in my gild?
[22:22:40] [PL] [85:Aestu]: oh damn
[22:22:45] [PL] [85:Aestu]: so its free
[22:22:49] [S] [85:Aestu]: Aestu is opening a PallyPort to Dalaran...
[22:22:51] [P] <Away>[85:Jåkê]: oh okay cool
[22:22:51] [PL] [85:Aestu]: and
[22:22:55] [P] <Away>[85:Jåkê]: how do you ahve a pally port?
[22:22:58] [S] [85:Msinister]: Thats really gay
[22:22:59] [S] [85:Aestu]: PallyPort to Dalaran up!

[22:23:37] [S] [85:Aestu]: you think that's gay?
[22:23:38] [S] [85:Aestu]: no
[22:23:39] [|Kf81|kKevin LeCun|k] (Shuruppak) has come online.
[22:23:40] [S] [85:Aestu]: this is gay
[22:23:51] [S] [85:Msinister]: You on a chicken?
[22:23:53] [S] [85:Msinister]: Hmm
[22:23:55] [W From] <Away>[85:Jåkê]: how do you have a pally port?
[22:23:57] [S] [85:Msinister]: Yea thats pretty gay
[22:23:59] [S] [85:Aestu]: I'm riding a cock dude
[22:24:02] [S] [85:Aestu]: and likin it
[22:24:09] [S] [85:Msinister]: Actually thats a chicken
[22:24:14] [S] [85:Aestu]: well it WOULD be gay
[22:24:18] [S] [85:Griffg]: you are both pretty gay, now kiss and make up
[22:24:26] [S] [85:Aestu]: if I were a man and not a sexy busty spacegoat chick
[22:24:30] [S] [85:Msinister]: So you can watch?
[22:24:33] [S] [85:Aestu]: no, it's a cock
[22:24:34] [S] [85:Msinister]: Thats pretty gay Griff
[22:24:42] [S] [85:Aestu]: see the foils on its head?
[22:24:44] [S] [85:Griffg]: didnt say i wasnt?
[22:24:49] [S] [85:Msinister]: Oh
[22:24:52] [S] [85:Msinister]: Well
[22:24:54] [S] [85:Msinister]: then
[22:24:55] [S] [85:Griffg]: right.
[22:25:06] [S] [85:Aestu]: you like it
[22:25:09] [S] [85:Aestu]: you WANT it
[22:25:11] [S] [85:Aestu]: dont deny
[22:25:13] [S] [85:Msinister]: No, but you do.
[22:25:22] [S] [85:Aestu]: you're still here
[22:25:24] [S] [85:Aestu]: talking to me
[22:25:28] [S] [85:Msinister]: Im standing here
[22:25:28] [S] [85:Aestu]: feeling my allure
[22:25:30] [S] [85:Aestu]: my passion
[22:25:40] [S] [85:Aestu]: my erotic radiance
[22:25:40] [S] [85:Msinister]: -_-
[22:25:45] [S] [85:Aestu]: it just makes you imagine yourself
[22:25:47] [S] [85:Aestu]: laying back
[22:25:50] [S] [85:Aestu]: on your bed
[22:25:53] [S] [85:Msinister]: Umm
[22:25:55] [S] [85:Aestu]: in the nude
[22:25:57] [S] [85:Msinister]: No not really
[22:25:57] [S] [85:Griffg]: more imagery please...im getting off
[22:26:00] [S] [85:Aestu]: you hear a rustle and look up
[22:26:16] [S] [85:Aestu]: you see the silhouette of a busty, tailed blue figure
[22:26:23] [S] [85:Aestu]: looming over you
[22:26:26] [S] [85:Griffg]: ehh tail doesnt do it for me
[22:26:29] [S] [85:Msinister]: All that education from boston, and you still cant write for shit.
[22:26:30] [S] [85:Aestu]: she smiles a fanged grin
[22:26:40] [S] [85:Msinister]: Oh here we go
[22:26:43] [S] [85:Aestu]: reaches a hand out for your groin and leans in
[22:27:02] [S] [85:Aestu]: you see your manhood disappear under her abundant curves
[22:27:04] [S] [85:Aestu]: you gasp...
[22:27:11] Griffg gasps at you.
[22:27:13] [S] [85:Aestu]: tell me you're not...compelled
[22:27:20] [S] [85:Griffg]: i blew a load 10 minutes ago
[22:27:24] [S] [85:Msinister]: Too much time on this game has done something to you bud.
[22:27:24] [S] [85:Griffg]: does that count
[22:27:34] [S] [85:Aestu]: what has it done?
[22:27:41] [S] [85:Msinister]: Corrupt your mind!
[22:27:43] [S] [85:Msinister]: Repent!
[22:27:45] [S] [85:Msinister]: Believe!
[22:27:47] [S] [85:Aestu]: made me stand in front of the bank for hours with a six-year-old legendary?
[22:27:54] [S] [85:Aestu]: complaining about paladins making portals?
[22:28:02] [S] [85:Msinister]: How did you know!
[22:28:05] [S] [85:Vanguards]: swag
[22:28:12] [S] [85:Aestu]: I'm psychic
[22:28:13] [S] [85:Aestu]: and
[22:28:13] [S] [85:Aestu]: atm
[22:28:14] [S] [85:Aestu]: I uh
[22:28:19] [S] [85:Aestu]: have to make some elementium rods so peace!
[22:28:29] [S] [85:Msinister]: Good god

Spacehunter · **Posted:** Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:50 pm

Azelma wrote:

Necrachilles wrote:

So I should start showing up to gank him?

How will you know when to show up? I guess you'll just have to wait around for 9 hours each day.

Spacehunter lets out a boisterous guffaw!

Euphonic · **Posted:** Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:56 pm

this is great... if i was there i would of just cyber-ed with you.

Necrachilles · **Posted:** Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:37 pm

Bonerific.

Mns · **Posted:** Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:47 pm

I used to talk like that, just not as drawn out.

It was more of a practicality thing, since I could just break a long thought up into a couple lines of text and still do stuff as opposed to writing paragraphs while standing looking like a goof doin dailies.

EDIT: I also thought it was a lot easier to read too.

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