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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:21 pm  
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was gonna have sex friday but i got her pissed off and she went home. masturbated all weekend

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 Post subject: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:58 am  
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Spure wrote:
was gonna have sex friday but i got her pissed off and she went home. masturbated all weekend


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 3:48 pm  
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my girlfriend and i have such rough sex that sometimes i scare myself. i think it's because we secretly hate each other. but fuck, is it satisfying.


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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 3:50 pm  
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I didn't used to have rough sex - but now I do sometimes (give em what they want!)

I still like to mix it up..but damn, after an hour or two of solid pounding....nothing better.


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:30 pm  
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Zaryi introduced me to Whatsyourprice. Obviously, I wasn't interested in actual dating per se, just finding a human sex toy. Anyway, the site is really hit or miss, and a lot of the profiles are shills. You can tell because the shill profiles contain no specific information, often the same words/phrases, and send winks without first viewing your profile.

So I'd gotten pretty frustrated by the site, but on a whim, gave it another try the other day. I was, after all, still looking for a black girl; I think of it as contrarian investment. I found one, made an offer, etc. So she replied, we arranged to meet up.

Today, we met up. She arrived 20 minutes early. She's second-generation Jamaican-American. Within 15 seconds of speaking to her it was obvious she was very, very intelligent, she talked in that peculiar manner of people who read a lot. We walked back to my apartment and spent the next hour talking. She did about 75% of the talking. As we talked, she took off her shoes and kept pushing her dress further and further up her leg. It was obvious she wanted to get down, but I couldn't find a break in the conversation, and unfortunately, it was a really good conversation, everything she had to say was very interesting.

Amongst the things we talked about, she mentioned that her father had sired over 60 children by too many women to count, and her mother was equally lusty, if not as irresponsible. I got the distinct impression that a ridiculous sex drive ran in the family.

Finally a break in the convo came so we started fornicating. It went on for over two hours. I came three times. I have no idea how many times she came. We kept taking showers between sessions. She kept saying, "it's been way too long since I had sex this good," "you are fucking amazing," "I had no idea it was going to be this good". She demanded to be choked. She agreed to open the window blinds about a quarter of the way, "plausible deniability", as I put it. She was also very loud.

She had perfect "C" breasts, with the size, proportion and texture of softballs and her ass was pretty much the same size and shape as Aestu. Like many black chicks, her body felt like a piece of beef, smooth and marbled. Her vag was smooth and clean, just loose enough to enter easily but tight enough to be perfectly satisfying. She had very wide hips and a slight belly, completely failing at conventional standards of attractiveness and therefore causing everyone else's loss to be my gain.

When we were finally finished, she was unable to put her panties on, and could barely get up. Before she left, I felt obligated out of a sense of fairness to remind her about the date fee, $100, holding up the envelope. "Do you want this?" She blinked. "Uh, sure, whatever." "7pm tomorrow?" "Yes. ...Fucking amazing."

10 minutes after she left, she texted me. "Just so you know, today was amazing."

So we agreed to meet tomorrow evening at 7pm. Like, you know, just a regular date. No $ etc. I spent the entire day cleaning out the entire apartment, removing all dust and detritus, washing all tablecloths, buying new sheets and handcloths and throwing away the old, getting beverages (she likes blue Gatorade, I prefer green; she likes classic coke, I prefer diet), and also buying a rose and some Turkish Delights. The rose cost $3.50. The Turkish Delights cost $5 from the local Turk store. I wrapped the Turkish Delights in pages from an old phone book. Who cares if I look like a stingy asshole for not using wrapping paper. I also slightly adjusted the positioning of the bed so the webcam could get a better view - the farthest 10%ish had been truncated last time.

So I texted to confirm, but alas, she said, she was on her period. Usually this is an excuse. A younger and more impetuous Ethan would have leapt to conclusions but I played it out, give her the benefit of the doubt. "It's not a problem for me if its not a problem for you. We could also do anal." "Ok." I really didn't expect her to show.

But she did. She said when she was leaving her home by bus/rail, too - 90m trip. GG Boston mass transit. To the bus stop I carried the Turkish Delights and the rose, which I had removed from its wrapping and trimmed down to five inches of stem, carefully removing all thorns. She got off eating Jolly Ranchers gummis. "I like sweets. Want some?" She extended the bag. I snatched it from her. "You don't need that anymore." I handed her the Turkish Delights. She was elated.

I knew she would dress to show a ton of cleavage. She didn't stop there. "Can you help me with the front of my dress? It keeps falling off." I had ninjaed and cleverly adapted a pickup line from Tuhl. "You would agree that if God didn't intend people to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them tasty, right?" She thought for a minute. "Yes, I'd agree..." I stabbed the rose down her cleavage. "If God didn't want me to do that, he wouldn't have made your boobs that way." She found this hysterical.

So we got back to my apartment and immediately started fornicating. I could only come once, which was just as well since she was so sore she couldn't stand getting pounded again despite desperately wanting to. Either due to pills or inborn condition, she apparently gets hypersensitive to all stimulation when on period, so I spent the next two hours repeatedly spanking her (with the vigor and resounding of a bass drum) and doing everything that could be done to her amazing boobs. As for the lube, it turned out that it reacted badly with her, so I couldn't use her ass. She told me to get different lube.

So she just left on the train. We made out in the most indecent way at the train station, whacking her ass and playing with the outer edge of her pussy. Her area of sensitivity in the groin extends not along her clit or vagina but the entire area down to the lower inner thigh. If some women are violins, this woman is a xylophone, at least for me.

I've talked to this girl about my intent to study in the Commonwealth, and to take a freighter cruise there. She's totally down to run around a freighter butt naked and spending three weeks doing nothing but reading and fornicating.

Oh but it gets even more unreal. We're meeting again on Wednesday not just to fornicate (she says she'll be good then) but to...go to the local gym and work out together. Unreal, but not unprecedented; there was another girl I used to do that with, although I never got to sex her. This one, I'm looking forward to working out then fornicating in the shower after we're done.


In conclusion, I am pretty sure I win the thread. Objections?


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:27 pm  
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None. I nominate to close and lock this thread forever.


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:34 pm  
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The only thing I took away was that Jamaican girls are allergic to corn oil.

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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:39 pm  
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Jubbergun wrote:
The only thing I took away was that Jamaican girls are allergic to corn oil.


That's why they grow sugar cane and eat breadfruit and plaintains. Durrr...

This just in, Jubber doesn't read books. Including Mutiny on the Bounty.


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:18 pm  
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To be honest, I can't remember the last time I read something that wasn't work related.

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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:28 pm  
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I wholeheartedly approve of the modification to my line.


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:58 pm  
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Jubbergun wrote:
To be honest, I can't remember the last time I read something that wasn't work related.


Fucking-A, this.

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/9931/yeahcdl.jpg


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 4:16 pm  
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So...

My roommate works for a local school system, and he introduced me to one of the teachers last week. She came over last night...after she finished her pole dancing class (fucking score). I rolled out the fire pit and did a nice cured meat and cheese platter, and after me being very handsome and charming and both of us going through 2-1/2 bottles of wine, things happened, and some stuff happened, too.

My roommate, who sometimes posts here as Helig, met her this morning as I was walking her out. We're having dinner tonight and I think she's planning on inviting me over to her place afterwards, because she asked me to drive down to where she lives to go someplace.

Thankfully, she doesn't appear to be an alcoholic or a sociopath, but I can just imagine what's going to happen if politics ever come up, since she's a school teacher.

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 Post subject: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 4:27 pm  
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Verbalize your beliefs and maintain a healthy respectful attitude if politics comes up. You take the guesswork out, no surprises later on, and you leave the possibility of whatever open because you know (as much as one can) that she's not a sociopath alcoholic.


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Battletard wrote:
Verbalize your beliefs and maintain a healthy respectful attitude if politics comes up. You take the guesswork out, no surprises later on, and you leave the possibility of whatever open because you know (as much as one can) that she's not a sociopath alcoholic.


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 5:19 pm  
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Good read, Aestu.

Though I'll say it's not a surprise that she was hyper sensitive/uber sore while on her period. Most women are like that.


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