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 Post subject: Re: Celibacy while I figure shit out
PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:40 pm  
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Yuratuhl wrote:
You're going to be jerking off a lot.

Which is a great time to be figuring stuff out.


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 Post subject: Re: Celibacy while I figure shit out
PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:04 pm  
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Unfortunately, I've found masturbating pretty preferable to sex because it's faster and more reliable. This equation may change if my dream of owning a harem comes to fruition and I can just get everything when I want and how I want.


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 Post subject: Re: Celibacy while I figure shit out
PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:30 pm  
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Unfortunately, I've found masturbating pretty preferable to sex because it's faster and more reliable. This equation may change if my dream of owning a harem comes to fruition and I can just get everything when I want and how I want.

Plus no babies/crazies!


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 Post subject: Re: Celibacy while I figure shit out
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:03 am  
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Aestu wrote:
Unfortunately, I've found masturbating pretty preferable to sex because it's faster and more reliable. This equation may change if my dream of owning a harem comes to fruition and I can just get everything when I want and how I want.


In your opinion, reaching climax faster is better? How do you figure? I tend to enjoy the act of sex, and masturbation....climax is the bonus. It's the end sure, and I guess the ultimate goal...but the journey is really fun. I'm just curious...with that attitude it seems like you just want to get your rocks off as quickly as possible and move on with your day?

More reliable? I understand this considering you can masturbate pretty much whenever you want. However, in many relationships sex can become pretty reliable. It will never be there every time you want it because both parties have to be interested....but yeah. I think it's only unreliable when you aren't in a relationship, or don't have a consistent fuck buddy or something.

The when you want won't come to fruition without a harem, so I get that. But the how you want? If you're in the right kind of sexual relationship...you can definitely get it how you want it, I think.


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 Post subject: Re: Celibacy while I figure shit out
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:05 pm  
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Sex is best as a multiplayer game.


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 Post subject: Re: Celibacy while I figure shit out
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:11 pm  
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Azelma wrote:
Aestu wrote:
Unfortunately, I've found masturbating pretty preferable to sex because it's faster and more reliable. This equation may change if my dream of owning a harem comes to fruition and I can just get everything when I want and how I want.


In your opinion, reaching climax faster is better? How do you figure? I tend to enjoy the act of sex, and masturbation....climax is the bonus. It's the end sure, and I guess the ultimate goal...but the journey is really fun. I'm just curious...with that attitude it seems like you just want to get your rocks off as quickly as possible and move on with your day?

More reliable? I understand this considering you can masturbate pretty much whenever you want. However, in many relationships sex can become pretty reliable. It will never be there every time you want it because both parties have to be interested....but yeah. I think it's only unreliable when you aren't in a relationship, or don't have a consistent fuck buddy or something.

The when you want won't come to fruition without a harem, so I get that. But the how you want? If you're in the right kind of sexual relationship...you can definitely get it how you want it, I think.

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 Post subject: Re: Re: Celibacy while I figure shit out
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:59 pm  
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Sex is best as a multiplayer game.


This. Sure, masturbation is fun, but sex is infinitely better.

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 Post subject: Re: Celibacy while I figure shit out
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:00 pm  
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Azelma wrote:
In your opinion, reaching climax faster is better? How do you figure? I tend to enjoy the act of sex, and masturbation....climax is the bonus. It's the end sure, and I guess the ultimate goal...but the journey is really fun. I'm just curious...with that attitude it seems like you just want to get your rocks off as quickly as possible and move on with your day?


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 Post subject: Re: Celibacy while I figure shit out
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:57 pm  
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Aestu wrote:
Azelma wrote:
In your opinion, reaching climax faster is better? How do you figure? I tend to enjoy the act of sex, and masturbation....climax is the bonus. It's the end sure, and I guess the ultimate goal...but the journey is really fun. I'm just curious...with that attitude it seems like you just want to get your rocks off as quickly as possible and move on with your day?


If ever a man made the concept of gender as a question of identity and not chromosomal configuration sound plausible...


I fail to see how taking time to pound a girl in every way possible so she has multiple orgasms while it simultaneously feels great for you too (though not orgasmic until the very end) makes someone less of a man.

Who do you consider more manly?
1.) James Bond hammering some chick until she can barely walk from cumming so hard and being so sore....AND he gets to bust one at the end.
2.) Joe Schmoe fucking jack rabbit style for about a minute until he pops one off?

I want to be James Bond. Don't you?


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 Post subject: Re: Celibacy while I figure shit out
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 Post subject: Re: Celibacy while I figure shit out
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:26 pm  
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Azelma wrote:
I fail to see how taking time to pound a girl in every way possible so she has multiple orgasms while it simultaneously feels great for you too (though not orgasmic until the very end) makes someone less of a man.

Who do you consider more manly?
1.) James Bond hammering some chick until she can barely walk from cumming so hard and being so sore....AND he gets to bust one at the end.
2.) Joe Schmoe fucking jack rabbit style for about a minute until he pops one off?

I want to be James Bond. Don't you?

So do I get an evening with Pussy Galore instead of some jaded nitwit?


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 Post subject: Re: Celibacy while I figure shit out
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:46 pm  
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Everyone wants to be James Bond. Not everyone gets what they want.


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 Post subject: Re: Celibacy while I figure shit out
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:54 pm  
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Clearly.

Point stands, I don't see why anyone would want to have sex or masturbate just to achieve climax as quickly as possible.


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 Post subject: Re: Celibacy while I figure shit out
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Quick masturbation is one of the main causes of low stamina. Condition your penis to be quick and it shall!

Sex is a different story. Some girls can only handle so much. Typically rule of thumb, get her off at least twice for everytime you get off. If you make her feel good, she'll make sure you feel good. Unless she's a bitch.


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 Post subject: Re: Celibacy while I figure shit out
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:32 pm  
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Usdk wrote:
Sex is best as a massively multiplayer game.



massively


On topic, depending on how you stroke your meathammer, masturbation can make or break your stamina.


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