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 Post subject: Re: The Official
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:11 pm  
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Callysta wrote:
I'm scratching my head as to why blowjobs should be contained to a week


Because the other hole is better and why be kept waiting?

(Mayo please don't miss my questions on last page)


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:52 pm  
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Are you still attending UC? What was your field of study / degree progress again?

I'm not attending UC anymore, I'm working full-time at a country club (I moved back home due to my dad's failing health) until about January or so, when they close down for a month and then I'm gonna go to culinary school back in cinci with all of my friends. One of the perks of working in the food industry is that there's lots of attractive 20-somethings (I'm 23, btw) that I get to hit on on a regular basis.

Also, update: I call her and pour my heart out about how I really want to make this work but I feel that I'm not taking nearly as much as I'm giving and how pissed off I was about last night. She starts yelling at me about a bunch of shit, mostly about how I didn't bring this up last night and get into a yelling match with her (something I told her I'd never do, I don't believe that you should holler and throw stuff at people you care about) at 1 in the morning, even though she asks me to stay really quiet because of her neighbors and then she started yammering on about how she was really pissed she didn't get any sleep last night (which sure as shit wouldn't have happened if we argued last night). Then she also starts talking about how she already has friends (back in Montana) and she doesn't need mine, because she was pissed that I took her on a double date with one of my best buddies from high school. Right now, her only friends out here are me and her parents. I basically dropped the conversation there and went inside to celebrate my brother's birthday.

I'm going to see how I feel in the morning about her, but as of right now I'm done. I wanted to have a reasonable conversation and then she instantly turns it on me and then yells at me for not being rational since I refused to punch a wall or some insane shit and get the cops called on us. I always knew she was crazy pussy, but I thought that she might've grown up or some shit. She can have fun being out in the middle of nowhere alone, because I'm done with constantly devoting what little scraps of free time I have to someone who obviously doesn't feel the same way about me.

EDIT: I'm also waiting for tomorrow because the Mayonaise Hate Machine is winding back up. I'm really hoping she was just tired tonight and she apologizes before I go ape shit on her for trying to make me choose between a relationship of almost 3 months and friendships I've had since the 5th grade, because that's a totally great bomb to drop on someone after they tell you that they're getting completely frustrated with their relationship with you.


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:12 pm  
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Oh. That's rough man. IMO go with the help at work.
If you stop "working at the relationship" she'll probably come back to you anyway.

Well, um, maybe you know from your spi network, I'm going to UC in January. I was hoping we could hang out, go out to eat together, play games, if I got a girl maybe we could have our girls in common, etc, but I guess not. Phooey.

But I am looking for housing, and I was, at the very least, hoping to live near some friends or associates for mutual support. Life is much more difficult and less fun when you live completely alone.I wouldn't mind living down the hallway or w/e from your friends.

You mind asking them what their rent is and whether their apartment or w/e has a place coming on the market? It would be appreciated.

Hell...since we're going about the same time, how would you feel about getting a two-bedroom apartment (we don't want to share a room) together? We both need to save money, no?


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:32 am  
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Aestu

I found you to be quite an attractive Jew. You dress well and smile more than I thought you would.

No homo.
well maybe a little.

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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:20 pm  
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I dearly hope this conversation results in something more relevant to the actual thread.

So very very much.


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:51 pm  
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It is extraordinarily unfortunate I'm not gay. We would make a prizewinning gay couple.

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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
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A Jew and a sorta-Muslim Pakistani? Sounds like the plot for a romantic comedy.


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
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 Post subject: Re: The Official
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:48 pm  
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Battletard wrote:
In reality, we're all beta faggots and blowjobs week happened once, maybe twice and then it was 'go jerk off before I kill you in your sleep' week.

That's not what I meant lol. I meant sarcastically that I love when sex is finally going to happen and periods fuck it up. That being said, a little blood never hurt anyone but I saw some scary shit in the short relationship I had.


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Cougars love me for some reason :<


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 1:39 am  
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You get a shot at a cougar, early to mid thirties, you fucking take it.

They're old enough to know what they want, and they're young and bold enough to demand it.


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
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idk if early to mid 30s is "cougar" yet.


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 2:25 am  
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puma then?


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 Post subject: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
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Yuratuhl wrote:
idk if early to mid 30s is "cougar" yet.


Your Age*1.5 = perfect cougar age IMO


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 Post subject: Re: The Official
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Battletard wrote:
Yuratuhl wrote:
idk if early to mid 30s is "cougar" yet.


Your Age*1.5 = perfect cougar age IMO

If we can set a hard limit of 35 years old and over, I'm alright with this math.


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:12 pm  
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Mayo? Is that a no?


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