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that puts me at finding a 42 year old. nah. 35ish is the sweet spot.

I was talked into a date on Friday that I really don't want to go on because it's someone I know from high school who only recently has decided they don't want kids after years of OMG I WANT A BABY. I smell a trap, and I plan on being very standoffish.

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

just got cuntblocked by my roommate -_-

fucking hell, I told her to text when she was 15 minutes away and she said she would. just as we're getting down, front door fucking opens and she yells HEY I'M HOME, then, after we get dressed quickly and wander back into the kitchen to check on our wort, she spends 20 minutes blundering around the kitchen totally oblivious to what she interrupted. She's nice, but just... dumb.

really? -____________-

Sounds like lack of flexibility on your part.

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

Nah, I'm already set to live with Danzor and I'm never living with more than 2 people again, except I'm fucking one of them.

EDIT: Now that I'm single, I've decided to finally go after our 19 year old expo that has been hitting on me for months. I was playing around in her phone today and in retrospect, I shoulda put my number in it.

I do have her facebook info now though.

EDIT2: She also has a nicer ass than my ex, I think she plays soccer or some shit. I wasn't aware that a white girl having a better ass than a black girl was possible.

RETIRED.
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'I Just Had Sex' reservation post.

I told my newly made friend that I'm itching to experience the after sex cigarette, as cliche as it may be. She assured me it'd be in the near future.

Oh, and @jake - dat white ass

I see. I'd really appreciate help finding housing though - if you know something good, in the area, etc. I wouldn't mind living in the same complex as you, or nearby. You understand my reasons, right? (I am serious here)

And yes they can but they have to work at it. I prefer extremely pale girls in this respect.
Ballet helps. The erotic value of ballet lessons is grossly underrated.

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

I don't see the issue with fucking while your roommates are home. Everyone knows you're doing it, what's it matter if they're in the same building?

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

it's just a squick

I'm hit and miss with women.

Some, love me to death and/or give me the chance AND then see how I awesome I am.

The rest, I don't have the self confidence to get their attention long enough. This shit's weak. I have to learn to play "The Game".

one of the best cigarettes ever. only thing that tops it is the cigarette after a *really* good meal.

also, i just quit again. yay me!

s^ | Kay

So you don't mind having sex in front of urchins but you do in front of your roomie.

I think you're too squeamish to be a hedonist, sorry.

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

The last girl I banged in my house (the one that decided she'd rather go back to her cheating, abusive ex, the dumb whore) didn't want to do anything because she works with one of my roommates and didn't want anyone to hear. I told her it was 2 am and everyone was asleep and wouldn't hear anyway.

Turns out I was wrong, but she doesn't know that. The roommate that works with her had just come in with one of our female friends and she heard quite a bit judging by the questions she asked me the next day.

It must be a girl thing, or you just don't know how to be quiet unless you're gagged. If you can't muffle yourself without an aid, you're bad and need to be punished.

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

Part of the reason ;]

Impact play is loud!