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 Post subject: The Average American Male
PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:49 pm  
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I've just started reading this book. So far, it's hilarious, and very related to what every guy does think about throughout the day.

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/average ... 0061231674

Just a book about really funny sexual thoughts/processes of an average guy. Real explicit writing, it's definitely a funny, sexual book.

Anyone else read this here? If not, I suggest you getting it! It's really good.


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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 7:37 pm  
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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 3:49 am  
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Imagine every blowjob being a toothy blowjob.

Also, a lot of places don't carry Magnum XLs.


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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 6:58 am  
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Step 1: Avoid Asian women


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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:50 am  
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Who uses condoms?


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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:30 am  
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Aestu wrote:
Step 1: Avoid Asian women



1. das races

2. false


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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:41 am  
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Usdk wrote:
Who uses condoms?


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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
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Fantastique wrote:
Usdk wrote:
Who uses condoms?

People who aren't in committed relationships?


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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 3:15 pm  
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I'm in a committed relationship and I go in dur nekkid errday

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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 4:53 pm  
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Spure wrote:
I'm in a committed relationship and I go in dur nekkid errday

Necrachilles wrote:
People who aren't in committed relationships?

Necrachilles wrote:
aren't in committed relationships?

Necrachilles wrote:
are not in committed relationships [use condoms].


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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:30 pm  
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Usdk wrote:
Who uses condoms?

When my ex started playing power games and getting super fucking possessive, I started using rubbers even though she was on the pill and flushing that shit after.


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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:18 am  
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Necrachilles wrote:
Spure wrote:
I'm in a committed relationship and I go in dur nekkid errday

Necrachilles wrote:
People who aren't in committed relationships?

Necrachilles wrote:
aren't in committed relationships?

Necrachilles wrote:
are not in committed relationships [use condoms].


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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:49 am  
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Mns wrote:
Usdk wrote:
Who uses condoms?

When my ex started playing power games and getting super fucking possessive, I started using rubbers even though she was on the pill and flushing that shit after.


Good call.


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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:15 pm  
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Raw Dogging is da best...if you're in a committed relationship and she's on the pill.


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 Post subject: Re: Re: The Average American Male
PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 3:18 pm  
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Necrachilles wrote:
Spure wrote:
I'm in a committed relationship and I go in dur nekkid errday

Necrachilles wrote:
People who aren't in committed relationships?

Necrachilles wrote:
aren't in committed relationships?

Necrachilles wrote:
are not in committed relationships [use condoms].


Oh well that makes sense now! But I will say a couple of months before my girl, i ended up sleeping with a girl and used a condom for the first round...after that i stayed nekkid up in dur fur fur rounds.

Condoms are just no fun and uncomfortable. Stds aren't fun either but I don't have any.

Which leads me to another story or at least a warning! There's a party at my place every Friday and we usually are always playing beer pong now there was a girl who'd come over but wouldn't play and we'd usually try to get her to join...she'd always refuse. We later find out that she has herpes...she could've spread her STD to the whole damn house which could've spread through the whole damn school. Just by playing and drinking out of the same cup. It was good on her not to do that to any of us. Basically the moral of the story is bring your own cups to beer pong nights.

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