Mns wrote:
Yuratuhl wrote:
My name's Mayonaise and I can't like anything on a menu cheaper than $20 because I'm a pretentious foodie cocksucker.
I bet you pretend to hate diners, too.
One of my favorite places to go is Waffle House, so idk what the fuck.
Every Bloomin Onion I've had has been so greasy that the breading slips off the onion whenever you take a bite. I'd really love to know if they invented a thing to cut the bloomin onions though, kinda like how taco bell holds a bunch of patents for crazy shit they've made, like a utensil that dispenses the exact of taco meat needed.
Maybe they're hit or miss. I've been to Outback twice ever and it was okay both times, though.
As for the actual onion-cutter, they probably had a patent at some point. If the invention itself is as old as the chain (c. 1988), it's in the public domain now. SO GO CUT ALL THE ONIONS.
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