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 Post subject: Re: Re: The Average American Male
PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:59 pm  
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Necrachilles wrote:

To kind of refine my point, some reasons we have so many unwanted pregnancies are:
Pulling out in general
Anal Sex (where there's a will there's a way)


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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:20 pm  
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Birds, reptiles and some other less advanced animals use the same orifice for excretion and copulation.


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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
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Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life.

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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 7:11 am  
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"Some days you are the pidgeon, others, the statue."


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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:11 am  
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I was wondering when someone would have a quote worthy of replacing 'rapey space robot'.


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
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That, + almost always finishing in her mouth



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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
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I honestly don't think having to jerk it out and stuff it in there is worth it. Looks awesome in a porno, way too much trouble irl. Especially since it feels so good dumping it in there =D


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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 7:12 pm  
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Sperm tastes bitter and is unpleasant for women to swallow because it is strongly acidic. Sperm is acidic because it's intended to convey its payload of homunculi into a woman's vagina. The interior of the vagina is also strongly acidic, so it is necessary for sperm to have a similar pH in order to survive. A woman's vagina has low pH and a lot of powerful enzymes for the same reason spit does: to break down any foreign organisms that might enter the vagina, threatening the organ or any current human residents.

If the enzymes and acidity of the vag don't kill sperm, your spittle certainly won't.

The purpose of the impulse to urinate after ejaculation is mostly to clean out reflux from the system and try to prevent infection/discomfort. It's not very effective, but it's better than nothing.

Pull-out is one of those things that most people think they are good at and almost all are wrong. Your friend might be good at it; he might also be getting lucky, or he may be incompatible with the woman - many people are unable to make babies together but both are able to make babies with other people.

By compensating for personal bias, one can see it is unwise to bank on pull-out. After all, basically everyone has a bunch of friends who thought the same thing, it was fine, and were proven wrong by experience. It's conceit and folly to think one can beat the odds.

If you're using pull-out, you're stupid. Period.


I didn't see this post until I scrolled down and saw enzymes on my phone earlier today. I was typing my response up at work and I lost it all. So here I go again the short version.
First saliva is just one safety net i use because of the enzymes that are made to break things down. I dont expect it to kill a full ejaculated load but this was in the case that there was some on the tip from build up and pressure. Sometimes I would stop and squeeze anything out if I feel like im about to bust and then i'd cover it with saliva. Next urine passes everything out through the urethra. Aestu you the king of research (and no experience) surprise me for thinking this wouldn't be effective. Last no shit pull-out isn't effective as using a condom and people know the risk. Of course people should be prepared for the consequences if a baby was formed. Some (most i bet) just hate condoms, they take away from the good feeling and they get tight and uncomfortable, which takes away more from the feel.

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After all, basically everyone has a bunch of friends who thought the same thing,

None of the people I currently stay around have kids. And there's a lot of sex happening...
let me add we are still young though and it's likely to eventually happen to someone with what goes on here but I do think most cases are from just being caught in the moment and just inconsistency on the girls part. Or just not really being educated in general.

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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
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Actually, he did. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

Where do you get your "education"?


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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 10:28 am  
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Aestu wrote:
I honestly don't think having to jerk it out and stuff it in there is worth it. Looks awesome in a porno, way too much trouble irl. Especially since it feels so good dumping it in there =D


Agreed that just finishing inside feels better, but there's some mental thing about having your load swallowed (for me)...idk I'm like YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH....and if she's good with her mouth, I think it can be a very pleasant experience.


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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
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I majored in biology and one of my courses was human sexuality. We talked about a lot of shit in there it was awkward at times
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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
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I still don't grasp how spit can break down sperm but much more volatile vaginal fluid can't. How exactly was this explained to you? Can you substantiate it?


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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
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Vagina fluid does destroy sperm. You know there are millions of sperm in a load right? When they travel the sperm on the ends and outs of the load are getting killed while the spurems in the middle are protected. I don't think my saliva kills my load which I thought I said. I use it for any bit that I may have squeezed out. The saliva is a coat to kill or at least damage what's in the tip area.

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Vagina fluid does destroy sperm.


So Todd Akin was right! The female body does have ways of shutting that whole thing down!


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 Post subject: Re: The Average American Male
PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:51 pm  
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I didnt mean to say fluid I think I just typed that from seeing what aestu said but I do mean the acidity is violent against sperm. The fluid from the vagina and semen does protect and help sperm travel

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