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Do you masturbate to Fantastique too?

facebumnuts - much face much bum much nuts

Do you think it's somehow more dignified to jack off to some woman you'll never have sex with either?

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Incidentally, it's ironic you mention this; I just finished writing an erotica about my STO character. It's extremely bizarre even by my standards. I don't recommend reading it unless you have a very strong stomach and an open mind (and no it does not involve tentacles or cannibalism, it's much more bizarre than that but totally plausible and internally consistent - although there is, by design, literally nothing Trekky about it, in any respect). I am more pleased by the biological creativity that went into it by anything else. Very original premise. It will be available on Literotica soon, or you can PM me for a copy...(as if)...

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

No, she doesn't get naked enough. But I would slam her over many (most?) women. Yeah, I'm man enough to admit it.

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So, what you are saying is, you prefer your women narrow and flat, because your weener is too small to fit a night elf, human or squidgoat chick.
Too small even for a boobjob.

Well, as you said, at least you are man enough to admit it.

EDIT: Not interested? What a tragedy!

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

Whelp, this has taken a turn.

RETIRED.
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Mayonaise[/armory]
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Jerkonaise[/armory]

Yeah, I think it's about time to hit the old dusty trail...

Hey, at least it's not American politics AGAIN. Why so prude?

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

Squidgoats probably have sharkskin. No thanks.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

Assuming this means what it does on Urbandictionary, no - besides their heads, squidgoat are completely hairless. Their skin is much smoother than that of any other humanoid race.

That said, the Aestu that the new story is written about is not a squidgoat and does not resemble one.

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

I meant literal sharkskin. Like sandpaper.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

Literal sharkskin is actually very smooth, at least while the shark is alive and in the water.

Source: I have touched a shark.

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

Literal squidgoat skin is very smooth.

Source

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

I'm not clicking that you can't make me.

He doesn't have to make you click, it's a scroll-over.

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

Reading the text of the book does require clicking.

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.