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Jubbergun · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:30 am

Mns wrote:

- What are you brewing, Jubbs?

The birthday brew was a recipe that was nearly all my own concoction that I malted myself from 6 row malt, caramel malt, and smoked malt that was brewed with some molasses and blueberry and dry-hopped with some Willamette for a week. Everyone seemed to prefer it to the Butterscotch Ale that I made from a kit with dehydrated and syrup malt. I might drink another one...I keep getting a fucking headache when I drink lately for some reason. I can't get enough in me to get a good buzz. Must be old age or something.

I should give a FUBU shout-out to Eternal for showing up. He even stayed for a few rounds of Cards Against Humanity once we got back to the house.

Your Pal,
Jubber

Aestu · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2012 6:27 am

I seriously considered coming. I didn't have the money though. My regrets. Maybe some other time.

Happy birthday, Jubber.

Necrachilles · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:06 am

rikkilake wrote:

Necrachilles wrote:

Also, against the grain = smoothest shave ever.

having "against the grain" be your only technique is the #1 way to get ingrown hairs on your face
also it'll make you more prone to razor burn
and an overall bad time

It's not the only technique, it's just for the last remaining bits of stubble that just won't go down.

I've yet to get razor burn or ingrown hairs on my face. Maybe you just have the face of a 4 year old girl?

Callysta · **Posted:** Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:12 am

Necrachilles wrote:

rikkilake wrote:

Necrachilles wrote:

Also, against the grain = smoothest shave ever.

having "against the grain" be your only technique is the #1 way to get ingrown hairs on your face
also it'll make you more prone to razor burn
and an overall bad time

It's not the only technique, it's just for the last remaining bits of stubble that just won't go down.

I've yet to get razor burn or ingrown hairs on my face. Maybe you just have the face of a 4 year old girl?

Sometimes I'm jealous that all a man has to shave (if he wants to) is his face. I've got yards of real estate to cover every day.

I've tried those buffing pads. They are amazing in that you are super smooth and you skin literally glows afterward. What sucks is that it take 4-5 times longer than shaving...

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Jubbergun · **Posted:** Sun Dec 16, 2012 8:45 am

Aestu wrote:

I seriously considered coming. I didn't have the money though. My regrets. Maybe some other time.

Happy birthday, Jubber.

Thanks, pal. I would have had a place for you to crash if you had come. We stayed up until the wee hours of the morning playing Cards Against Humanity. I let my kid stay up and play with us. I can't believe how many people think he's 15-18 (the kid is a goon). Eternal made a vagina joke to him right off the bat thinking he was 16, and almost didn't believe me when I told him he was only 12.

Your Pal,
Jubber

Rathmoon · **Posted:** Sun Dec 16, 2012 9:23 am

wait, there was a jubber/wow party?

also, Cally; buts guys loves yards of real estatess

Callysta · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:37 pm

Rathmoon wrote:

wait, there was a jubber/wow party?

also, Cally; buts guys loves yards of real estatess

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I'm all legs.

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Aestu · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:45 pm

I was under the impression you had a pretty substantial build. Are you okay health-wise?

Implants might make your form appear more balanced. Objective input.

Callysta · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:07 pm

It is the angle of the picture and the way my new top hangs.

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Aestu · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:08 pm

You look like a 35-year-old trying to be 16. I honestly think you would be more endearing if you wore more age-appropriate clothes.

Maybe you need to make a life transition.

Callysta · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:17 pm

Aestu wrote:

You look like a 35-year-old trying to be 16. I honestly think you would be more endearing if you wore more age-appropriate clothes.

Maybe you need to make a life transition.

I'm still in my 20s

And the phone picture is from backstage at a show I did. I was supposed to be 19. Haha.

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Usdk · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:46 pm

Not bad!

rikkilake · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:49 pm

@Callysta: There is a staggering lack of dicks being slapped in your pictures

Necrachilles · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:28 pm

I'd take Cally over Scarlett Johansson anyday ever.

*winking (slyly) at Azelma*

Jubbergun · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:42 pm

I'd have to say that Cally gets my

Your Pal,
Jubber

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