Kayllaira wrote:
Jubbergun wrote:
Kayllaira wrote:
in before pie
Pie is a terrible euphemism for vagina, and I prefer taco, as in "can I stuff your taco full of sausage?"
However, still too late, since the pie is what was used to catch the waving dick.
Your Pal,
Jubber
no i mean like actual pie. i spent 12 hours at clinical where none of my classmates seem to like me and female parental unit completely forgot my birthday and i didn't even get cake and so i want a goddamned apple pie or something
in other news, im pretty sure i'm delirious so im going to sleep
I remembered your birthday...but I had a reminder, so that's kind of like cheating. I'd send you a pie/cake/whatever, but by the time it got to you, it wouldn't be worth eating.
I wish McDonald's still deep-fried their apple pies. They were fucking delicious back then.
Your Pal,
Jubber