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 Post subject: @New York Bros
PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:45 am  
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/84-mil ... k-c,18003/

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In addition, 3 million New Yorkers reportedly left the city because they realized the phrase "Only in New York" is actually just a defense mechanism used to convince themselves that seeing a naked man take a shit on a park bench is somehow endearing, or part of some shared cultural experience.


Haha, Onion always roasts things so good.

I have to go visit my sister there in a few months, if time allows, we should slap some dicks.


Also, speaking of New York...why DO New Yorkers think they're better than everyone else? I've discussed this with my sister...and for her, being a fashionista, it's all about the whole "pulse" of the city etc etc.

I like visiting it...but I just couldn't live there. Too smelly, too expensive, too crowded. But yeah, what is it about New York that makes everybody think "this is the best city in the world, and no other cities exist"?


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 Post subject: Re: @New York Bros
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Frederick, Maryland is clearly the best city in the world.


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 Post subject: Re: @New York Bros
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Azelma wrote:
Also, speaking of New York...why DO New Yorkers think they're better than everyone else?


They don't. New Yorkers just don't BS like most people do.

The New Yorker lifestyle is millions of very diverse people dealing with each other on a daily basis. They realized something long ago, which is that everyone has their own personal agenda, and that is the only thing they have in common. So you introducing yourself by first name, or making a big show of the fact you have a certain set of wants and needs, or some business, or a family, or a puppy, or whatever, is not new or interesting. Traffic won't stop for you because you presume to address someone by their first name, as if you know them.

This is why New Yorkers are brisk and businesslike and formal. They're not really jerks. They're just way past the stage of development where they need to sugarcoat the lack of real compassion that is a constant in all American society. They know that the guy who addresses everyone by first name and philanders with a bunch of cute anecdotes, or speaks really slowly, as if consuming someone else's time is somehow a favor, or pretends to be nice, is really a viper who thinks that his agenda is somehow more important than everyone else's. And the reason other people haven't realized that yet is because they're stuck in the boonies with a bunch of equally deluded souls.

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I've discussed this with my sister...and for her, being a fashionista, it's all about the whole "pulse" of the city etc etc.


SATC is the antithesis of what NYC is really like.

If by your question you mean what makes NYC the arbiter of fashion, the answer is, it's big, it's busy, and it has international visibility. Obviously the meeting point of many different fashions and ideas is a more competitive, interesting and ultimately worthwhile stage than a community enthralled by McMansions and kitsch.

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But yeah, what is it about New York that makes everybody think "this is the best city in the world, and no other cities exist"?


Because that's how it is. Or do you think anyone cares about Chicago?


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 Post subject: Re: @New York Bros
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 Post subject: Re: @New York Bros
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I'd say it's more Anna Wintour than SATC, Aestu. It's a real thing.


And you know what makes New York matter? Money, plain and simple. The financial markets there are what matter. The size and diversity doesn't hurt...but there are plenty of diverse cities around the world, and even in America.



And as for Chicago, LOL if you think it "doesn't matter"


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 Post subject: @New York Bros
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Hey, Chicago! Suck my dick!

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 Post subject: Re: @New York Bros
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Hey NYC, Suck my Dick!

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 Post subject: Re: @New York Bros
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Azelma wrote:
And you know what makes New York matter? Money, plain and simple. The financial markets there are what matter. The size and diversity doesn't hurt...but there are plenty of diverse cities around the world, and even in America. And as for Chicago, LOL if you think it "doesn't matter"


Give me a break. If the United States went Communist tomorrow and all the financial markets closed forever, New York would still be a city of importance far greater than its size and population, just as it was before those financial markets existed. New York was hotly contested even during the Revolutionary War because it had a prestige exceeding its size and population.

Why is San Francisco more important than Sacramento? Why is Los Angeles more important than Houston? Why is New York more important than Philadelphia or Dallas? Because great cities have international visibility.

The fact you can order Chinese or Arab food in Chicago or any number of other cities doesn't mean you can meet dozens of different kinds of people within a block as you can in New York. People and ideas from faraway lands aren't interested in Chicago or what happens there. No one is fascinated by the people and ideas that have come through Chicago. Immigrants never dream of finding their way in Chicago. You don't see Japanese tourists laying on their backs taking pictures of buildings in Chicago.

The buildings in New York (mostly financial centers) are taller? Well, the Eiffel Tower, or the Kremlin, or the Brandenburg Gate, or Westminster Abbey, aren't very tall, and most of them aren't even that old, and they attract millions a year, because people are fascinated by the cultures that produced them. The fact you can see taller buildings in Kuala Lumpur or Beijing or Seoul doesn't put those cities on the level of New York or any other city with international prestige.

Your problem is you take the casino mentality to life. You're obsessed with "hitting it big", proximity to money and success. It's the mark of a totally classless person - someone who has no real identity, affiliation or value system. Money does not make the world go round; people do. And what motivates people is affiliation, ideas, culture. You don't think there have been shallow and self-interested people looking to make a buck at any point in history? Those people have always been around, always with a deluded notion of their own importance, but the big winners in history aren't those most successful at making a buck, it's those who are successful at creating new ideas and ways of life. Things that unite people and motivate them to great purpose. And of course those who are utterly motivated by self-interest no matter what are invariably carried along by the undertow.

And that is why cities where different kinds of people meet to percolate new ideas - Alexandria, Byzantium, Paris, Vienna, Odessa, New York - are recognized as great. Not because they happen to have accumulations of material wealth. Because they are trendsetters, movers of human affairs, centers of culture.


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 Post subject: Re: @New York Bros
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New York is top of my list of cities I want to visit and it's not because of any of the fucking commerce centers.

Suck it.


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 Post subject: Re: @New York Bros
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Usdk wrote:
New York is top of my list of cities I want to visit and it's not because of any of the fucking commerce centers.

Suck it.


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 Post subject: Re: @New York Bros
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The food is soooooo good :(


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 Post subject: Re: @New York Bros
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 Post subject: Re: @New York Bros
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Azelma wrote:
Hey NYC, Suck my Dick!

-Boston, Philly, LA, Chicago, Miami, DC


Hey, Boston, Philly, LA, Chicago, Miami, DC, you aren't real cities and you're deluded if you think otherwise!

-New York City.

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 Post subject: Re: @New York Bros
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The tallest city in Miami is a fucking Four Seasons. True fact. Also, it's like 1% city and 99% ghetto as hell. Don't even get me started on the drugs down there.

NYC is the best. Love it. And yeah, the food's amazing. I will fight you.


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 Post subject: Re: @New York Bros
PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:47 am  
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Are we talking about food cities and not even bringing up New Orleans? I hope we aren't.


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