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 Post subject: So you sit down at a poker table...
PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 2:08 pm  
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... that resides in an establishment of awe and mystery. The taste of your drink tumbles down your throat while the grey haze from burning tobacco swirls around you. Your ears pick up the rhythmic tap of the barmaid's steps, the gargle of many patron conversations combined and the soft jaunt of jazz from the jukebox.The gentle cushion of your seat under your posterior, the soft tickle of new felt under your hand as you swipe your palm across it only amplifies your anticipation. You know what is about to occur is the greatest game of hold 'em you could ever imagine. As you wave the barmaid for your second round, you spot your opponents entering. (A), (B), (C) and (D) take their seats, and place their buy-in's upon the green tabletop. Your dealer for the night collects the buy-ins, disperses chips, then proceeds to deal out fresh cards after a shuffle. Thus, the best poker game of your life begins.


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If you could play poker with any four characters; whether they are dead, alive, fictional, real, etc, who would you play with?


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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They already made a game for me
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But Poker Night is the whole reason for this thread existing.


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Fidel Castro circa 1962, Emperor Palpatine, Leslie Nielsen, and Ruby Rhod.


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nobody because i don't even know how to play poker.
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Hmmmmm...

Baron Vladimir Harkonnen
Hunter S. Thompson
Vash the Stampede
Lindsay Lohan

The game won't last long, but the after-party will be listed as an Act of God/Unnatural Disaster and bankrupt all the large insurance firms.

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Yuratuhl wrote:
Fidel Castro circa 1962, Emperor Palpatine, Leslie Nielsen, and Ruby Rhod.

This is it, the end of the thread.


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Jesus, Hitler, Louis CK, Winston Churchill


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Christina Hendricks, Olivia Wilde, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara.

Strip poker.


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Mns wrote:
Yuratuhl wrote:
Fidel Castro circa 1962, Emperor Palpatine, Leslie Nielsen, and Ruby Rhod.

This is it, the end of the thread.


Ruby Rhod kinda just makes it.

fuck, now i'm watching the fifth element for the 8 millionth time


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What a fantastic movie.


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Jubbergun wrote:
Hmmmmm...

Baron Vladimir Harkonnen
Hunter S. Thompson
Vash the Stampede
Lindsay Lohan

The game won't last long, but the after-party will be listed as an Act of God/Unnatural Disaster and bankrupt all the large insurance firms.

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Jubber

Vash is a pretty good drop




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Grimmgor wrote:
nobody because i don't even know how to play poker.


o ur a gurl i dint know

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"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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