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 Post subject: Flying Monkey Super Cannon
PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 6:21 pm  
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Dear Drought Stricken Parts of the World,

You can have some of my rain, in exchange for some fucking sun. After snow in goddamn May, I'm in no mood for stupid bullshit. Three weeks of rain almost every day falls in the category of fucking bullshit. You need rain, I need sun, so let's make a trade. I assure you, rain good quality.

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 Post subject: Re: Flying Monkey Super Cannon
PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 6:37 pm  
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My summer job does not allow us to work in the rain for obvious reasons (outdoor work) so yea, if this monsoon could go away that would be great.


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 Post subject: Re: Flying Monkey Super Cannon
PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:26 pm  
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It makes the world dark so I can sleep during the day. I'm all for it, no matter how much I'd like to give some rain to drought-stricken areas.

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 Post subject: Re: Flying Monkey Super Cannon
PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:15 pm  
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RAIN WHY YOU MAKE MY SHOES SO WET

10 HOURS OF WET SHOES

THAT HORRIBLE STANK OF MY UPS SOCKS

LIKE

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 Post subject: Re: Flying Monkey Super Cannon
PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:41 pm  
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PS: Global Warming still isn't a thing.


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 Post subject: Re: Flying Monkey Super Cannon
PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:22 am  
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Mns wrote:
PS: Global Warming still isn't a thing.


This amuses me. If we have a mild summer and a cold winter, that just "weather, not climate," but you get a little bit of rain (like it never rained on-and-off for a month or more at a time before the internal combustion engine) and suddenly Chicken Little sees the sky falling. :P

After the last three or fours years of less-than-average rain, you'd think people would be happy about the way the weather has been this year.

We shouldn't be dumping bullshit into the air/water when we can reasonably avoid it, but with only around a degree of change in the global temperature over the last 100 years the only explanation I can find for this popular fixation is that it's popular and some of you are fixated on making sure everyone knows you believe in all the right things.

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 Post subject: Re: Flying Monkey Super Cannon
PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:07 am  
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 Post subject: Re: Flying Monkey Super Cannon
PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:03 pm  
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Jubbergun wrote:
After the last three or fours years of less-than-average rain, you'd think people would be happy about the way the weather has been this year.


You're aware that there isn't a sort of "rain debt" where a year of torrential downpours and floods cancels out a year of drought, right?


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 Post subject: Re: Flying Monkey Super Cannon
PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 3:16 pm  
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glorious best coast and our 70 degree, partly cloudy, blue skies summers. suck it.


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 Post subject: Re: Flying Monkey Super Cannon
PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:17 pm  
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Mns wrote:
You're aware that there isn't a sort of "rain debt" where a year of torrential downpours and floods cancels out a year of drought, right?


Wouldn't matter anyway since we're not getting torrential downpours here. It's just normal rainfall. Which is better than "not enough rain" for another year.

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 Post subject: Re: Flying Monkey Super Cannon
PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:58 am  
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You guys chose the wrong continent to 'Unite States'.

Aus for best weather all-year-round.


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 Post subject: Re: Flying Monkey Super Cannon
PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:59 am  
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some of us chose to unite provinces.


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 Post subject: Re: Flying Monkey Super Cannon
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Yewluze wrote:
You guys chose the wrong continent to 'Unite States'.

Aus for best weather all-year-round.


You also have poisonous everything.


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 Post subject: Re: Flying Monkey Super Cannon
PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:29 pm  
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You know that part in Avatar, where the dude is giving the safety briefing?

Yeah you could give that same briefing for Australia.


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 Post subject: Re: Flying Monkey Super Cannon
PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:06 pm  
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I've been enjoying the rain, really really awesome, not looking forward for when heat and sunshine comes back.
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