So I'm kindasorta talking to this girl. We had a really awesome FaceTime the other night and we were really clicking on a lot of things. She's awesome.
She started sexting me and I'm not posting it, but part of it was about how she's 'begging me to tease her.'
This was my response:
Quote:
I put on a sombrero and use it to control time... a radio controlled shark flies into the room. You look around confused as hell. I turn into Tom Cruise and start laughing. You are straight up terrified. My head turns into a pineapple right as you begin to orgasm. Now you're beginning to calm down. The drugs are wearing off. You awaken to find yourself riding on the Nebuchadnezzar next to Morpheus. He starts singing a Russian folk song from the old country. You rip my pineapple head off and make fruit salad. Then Agent Smith blows everything up. Doesn't matter, had sex.
She lol'd, which makes her awesome. Aaannnywayyyy. Couldn't really think of a decent thread to put this in, but I know you guys do the erotica thing. I am horrible at that, so I responded with humor. Hah. Whatever, it worked.
I've never been more proud/impressed. I applaud you good sir. Totally stealing btw for some sort of random rant I'm sure I'll have.
