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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:41 am  
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Fantastique wrote:
Zaryi wrote:
and you want to be a doctor


But this is coming from someone who is super vanilla when it comes to everything, so keep that in mind lol


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 2:26 am  
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lol that may be true, I'm not so adventurous anymore.


It's because I'm old. :(


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 2:21 pm  
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Pretty sure you're more caramel than vanilla.


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:00 pm  
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Zaryi wrote:
and you want to be a doctor

If I want to be an eye doctor does that mean I'm not allowed to be one if I won't stick my dick in someone's eye socket?

I'm trying to figure out this logic.


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:21 pm  
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Mns wrote:
Zaryi wrote:
and you want to be a doctor

If I want to be an eye doctor does that mean I'm not allowed to be one if I won't stick my dick in someone's eye socket?

I'm trying to figure out this logic.


short answer: yes

now get to skullfucking, you prude.


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 3:53 pm  
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When every blowjob is toothy its hard to muster the courage to stick my dick anywhere near faces #bigdickproblems

EDIT: The insistence of giving head, me not liking it because I'm getting a good impression of what your dental structure looks like, and then stopping 10 minutes later mad at me because your jaw's sore and I'm not screaming my brains out from your pro dick-skills (which apparently uses molars) sucks. That's right, I've had someone get mad at me because they wanted to give me a blowjob.


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 11:27 pm  
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I feel your pain.


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 1:04 am  
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I probably should have posted here earlier this week when it happened, but I got laid Sunday.

It was meh.


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 2:58 am  
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^ huehuehaheu..


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 2:59 am  
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i have not been laid. so i shouldn't laugh. /sigh


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 12:00 pm  
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Even meh sex is better than no sex.
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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 3:56 am  
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Considering how much she snored, I would have rather just rubbed one out and gone to sleep.


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 12:22 am  
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You let her sleep in your bed?
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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 12:06 pm  
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she was too drunk to drive.

I slept on the couch. Like a gentleman.


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 Post subject: Re: The Official "I just had Sex" Thread
PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 4:46 pm  
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You had sex with her... bs you slept on the couch for any reason other than the bed was a twin.
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