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Jubber is already my wingman, sorry.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

Besides, I'm pretty sure that Spanish princess still would have slipped away from you.

Right in between Jubber's sheets.

in between jubbers rubbers

I am THE man.
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Rubber sheets? Either he's really really big or incontinent.

more like out of control

I am THE man.
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The Laelia has landed.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

If I stole the chick, I'd be the worst wingman ever. The wingman is there for a variety of reasons, they're like every role in a dungeon group for your evening of sin and debauchery:

CC: The wingman breaks up the herd so that you can solo your mob.
Tank: The wingman aggros the shrieking harpy or harpies that want to keep their friend from having fun with you.
Buffs: The wingman talks you up so that do your best DPS.
Heals: No matter how bad you flub, your wingman is there to help you recover...even if it means he pulls the heat off you by doing something even more incredibly stupid, so that you have to apologize for him, thus making you look better.
DPS: Your wingman focus-fires the chubby friend(s) so that he can loot her once she's down, leaving you to need roll on the hottie.

That is why I am the best. I have it down, and to be honest, I like looting the chubby friend. They appreciate the attention a lot more, and will display their appreciation by doing things their scrawny friend wouldn't even consider.

Yay chubby girls!!! How I love you...when you let me.

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

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