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Disney creates sex expectations now?

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

i think it's more the romanticism behind two people falling in love and experiencing another body for the first time together and then staying with each other while "happily ever after"

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sunshine.kittens.bubblegum.happythoughts

I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD
SHINING SHIMMERING SPLENDOR

A romantic experience is what the second time is for. The first one is a debug phase.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

exactly.

Just gonna throw this out there. I would say after having sex 3-4 times to not be a total failure at it. A guy should try to hook up with a kinky 30-34 year old chick. They tend to be crazy and know what they are doing. But maybe that advice is is out dated. Dammit, now i feel old again. DAM YOU AZELMA for making this thread.


sigh

i think it's more key to be with someone who will not be thoroughly disappointed by a poor performance

p1 - are you in yet?
p2 - am i in yet? pssssh, i'm already done!

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sunshine.kittens.bubblegum.happythoughts

that's always really awkward.

If they're disappointed, and opted to give you no clue or advice about it, then it's their fault they didn't have as good a time as they could have. So, f*ck em... again... but metaphorically this time.

when i was a much younger troll, i was fooling around with this girl...

she: you're a terrible kisser
me: uhhhhh
she: you should let me teach you how to be a good kisser ;]
me: ;])

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sunshine.kittens.bubblegum.happythoughts

that's the story of how you got your tusks.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

And then he became a bad kisser yet again, because they end up stabbing her face.

I laughed out loud.
Thank you sir.

There was that whole deal with them slipping in sexual subliminal messages.

I'm still a virgin, despite numerous girls being interested in me. My combination of suspiciousness and ego prevents me from getting involved with women.

I do not mind admitting it in real life or on the internet, because I have such total egoism that something like that doesn't make me think less of myself.

I plan on buying a harem one day.

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.