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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 7:38 pm  
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Aestu wrote:
I'm still a virgin, despite numerous girls being interested in me. My combination of suspiciousness and ego prevents me from getting involved with women.

I do not mind admitting it in real life or on the internet, because I have such total egoism that something like that doesn't make me think less of myself.

I plan on buying a harem one day.


Not even remotely surprised. ;)


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women have fangs in their vagina aestu stay away.



thats why i promote buttzex


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Aestu wrote:
I'm still a virgin, despite numerous girls being interested in me. My combination of suspiciousness and ego prevents me from getting involved with women.

I do not mind admitting it in real life or on the internet, because I have such total egoism that something like that doesn't make me think less of myself.

I plan on buying a harem one day.


Good to hear man. I'm sad to say that I am not one though sometimes I wish I still was. =/ I was never afraid to admit it, I just laughed at the people who talked shit about it.





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women have fangs in their vagina aestu stay away.



thats why i promote buttzex




Skalren told us one time, out of nowhere while we were doing Nightbane back in BC, "Did you know there's a 3.439% chance that you can get pregnant during anal sex?". It was p silly, though lots of stuff she said was.


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This was at Mall of America, which for some dumb reason has two gamestop locations within it.

I went into A Gamestop one time, asked for Battletoads for the WII. The clerk was like it hasn't come out yet, but gimme your name and phone number and we'll contact you when it's out.

I don't give my info anywhere. So I put a fake name and phone number and gave it to the dude. Then he turns prick mode on me and goes "Cecil McVagh, ok thanks we'll be giving this to the police and turning you in for harassment".

My buddy that was there with me comes up from behind me and says something about it being entrapment and the clerk semi-freaks out and gives the paper back.

We leave, I went back to return the pen (it was just a bic), I just went to congratulate the guy he did a good job of pronouncing my WoW name correctly, unlike alot of people (alot of people would say 'Mick-vay'). He pauses for a moment and tells me to just leave now.

I walked out of there laughing.

Later that day, I won a WII from a game (Honestly, who puts a WII in a game? Especially as easy as that one was. It was just a grid of squares, and you had to stack them to the top, choosing where to stop them as they flew back and forth across the screen, they got faster as you got higher). I tried getting the digital camera that was in there too, but that didn't happen. Anyway, ended up selling that WII for $130 at the other Gamestop, where the clerk there got a kick out of the story when we told him.


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my oldest sister got her masters at ucla


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Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.


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Aestu wrote:
My brother is pre-law at UCLA. Someday, he will be president.

You think I'm kidding.


People who do pre-law are worse at actual law than people who didn't.

I did History and French as an undergrad, and I'm going to Law school in August. I can't be president though, because I wasn't born here.


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Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.


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Im a tactical genius


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He is a political genius and can draw each and every electoral district on the map and tell you who the representative is and what the history of the district is.
I bet he voted for Obama, didn't he?
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Don't worry Kal, I got denied from Notre Dame and UPenn and was sad. But it all works out in the end.



As for sex, when I did finally lose my virginity to this girl, it was pretty awesome...not like awkward etc. Then again, sometimes I wish I was still a virgin, because she turned out to be a total bitch. lol, such is life.


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Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.


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Here's the thing though Aestu, you think he's going to be president some day:

1. Does he have the resources needed? (IE millions of dollars)
2. Is he willing to compromise his values to get the backing of various corporations (yes, even Obama did this)
3. Is he charismatic?
4. Does he look good on television?
5. Does he have demons in his closet that could be taken out and used against him?
6. Does he know people in the political spectrum, people with power?
7. Can he be introduced to other powerful people through his connections?


Knowing a lot about politics, and being a politician are two totally different things. Politics is a strange game nowadays.


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your internet personality will single handedly torpedo his chances at election Aestu.

you've been warned


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