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 Post subject: @The Three Minnesotans Stuck In Iran
PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2010 12:21 pm  
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Who the fuck takes a hike in that area anyway?

If you don't know what I'm talking about, as this probably really only airs on local news, three people were hiking in motherfucking Iraq and accidentally crossed the Iranian border, where they have been held for a year because Iran is retarded and thinks they're spies.

Albeit they were in a much more peaceful region of Iraq, it's still fucking Iraq. You have to be atleast semi-stupid and almost retarded to travel thousands of miles to hike in Iraq.

It may sound like I'm raging and that's because I am a little bit. All I hear is whining about it. Stay in MN next time you twats!

Since there should be discussion of some kind, what are your thoughts about it.


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PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2010 12:23 pm  
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dude, you wouldn't BELIEVE how many people we found in iraq that said they were "tourists" and were "stranded".


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 Post subject: Re: @The Three Minnesotans Stuck In Iran
PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2010 12:37 pm  
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Weena wrote:
Who the fuck takes a hike in that area anyway?



Spies.


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PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2010 12:41 pm  
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Yea, I heard about this a long time ago and I couldn't care less. Of all the places to go hiking in Iraq/Kurdistan, you had to pick the spot so damn close to the Iranian border that no one could contest your location!? If you're stupid enough to travel to the middle east then you deserve whatever is coming to you.

I didn't see a picture... but these guys are white, aren't they?
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 Post subject: Re: @The Three Minnesotans Stuck In Iran
PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2010 12:45 pm  
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Aestu wrote:
Weena wrote:
Who the fuck takes a hike in that area anyway?



Spies.


Hope you're happy I burned myself with my coffee.
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PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2010 12:46 pm  
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Yeah


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2010 1:05 pm  
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Yeah, pretty much the entire Middle East just terrifies me as an American. Too much crazy shit going on.


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PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2010 1:10 pm  
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Azelma wrote:
Yeah, pretty much the entire Middle East just terrifies me as an American. Too much crazy poopy going on.
Chalk one up for the turerusts.
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PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2010 1:34 pm  
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The only thing more retarded than the Iranians in this case are idiots that want to hike in Iraq. Not to give psychotic weirdos any credit, but I think I'd have a hard time buying the 'just hiking' story, too.

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PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2010 1:42 pm  
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As much as I don't like Ahmadinejad, I did laugh my ass off when he boasted his country has stronger borders than the USA did; not because it was funny but because, sadly, it's true. The moment they get foreigners crossing their borders they have them detained but... for some reason... we can't do the same with our wetbacks?
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PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2010 1:45 pm  
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I had a friend named Roberto a few years ago, and he came here legally after his mother married a local industrialist. Whenever some dumb hillbilly would call him a wetback, he'd hit them back with, "I didn't swim here, so I'm not a wetback...I crawled under a fence, so I'm a scratchback."

That guy was a hoot...until he decided to "recover" from "alcoholism," then he was about as much fun as leeches on your genitalia.

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PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2010 3:14 pm  
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Eturnalshift wrote:
As much as I don't like Ahmadinejad, I did laugh my ass off when he boasted his country has stronger borders than the USA did; not because it was funny but because, sadly, it's true. The moment they get foreigners crossing their borders they have them detained but... for some reason... we can't do the same with our wetbacks?


Because Iran can't convince its white spy detainees to do their landscaping.


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