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PostPosted: Thu May 20, 2010 1:23 pm  
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When I was in high school I was hanging around Boston with a large group of punks. This huge pack of us was going all over the city, drinking, skateboarding and just getting into general mischief. We're crossing the street, and coming from the other side of the street is this blind guy with a cane. One of the drunkest dudes with us flat out shoves the guy, both hands on they guys chest, and the guy goes flying ending up getting completely laid out and then, the drunk punk yells to the guy "Hey Faggot! Buy some eyes!."

Me and a buddy dropped our boards and just skated as fast as we could down the street, didn't stop for a mile. To this day I have no idea what the aftermath was. I'm still convinced that when I die, if there is a St. Peter standing at some pearly gates he's gonna have tons of questions for me on this.


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farted during a BJ once.


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Lucinth wrote:
Worst thing I've ever said:

I was with this girl more or less a few months ago and she was nice and all but she had real low self esteem and kept putting me up on a pedestal like I'm a god or something. Honesty I'm a pretty horrible person and I realize this but I did the nice thing and tried to build it up so she wouldn't. Anyway one day she flips out because my best friend happens to be a girl and she stayed the night with me one night.

After a long and pretty emo conversation I told her, "Shut the tickle up. At first you were just a piece of ass. As hard as I tried to help you, you found new ways to tickle it up. You're crazy, get the tickle out of my apartment."

Meant every word. I feel kinda bad about it but we talked and we're cool now, though she no longer gives blowjobs. But that was the worst thing I've ever said to anyone in my life.

Worst thing I've ever heard: "I don't love you and I never did. Oh and I tickled your best friend."

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You're messed up.

If you were really cool with this girl, she'd give you BJs anyway because you're beyond the point of relationship; you have a greater degree of intimacy. It's like the old married couple. In reality, she harbors a cold heart towards you. She's still emo no doubt, you denied her that towards you.

If that girl really didn't love you, she wouldn't say she didn't love you and never did, or try to hurt you by saying she had sex with your friend. Instead, she'd try to string you along. She really did love you, and still did, and wanted to hurt you because she was afraid you didn't love her back.


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To a russian hacker who hacked my friends account, who was quite talkative, and i asked him why did what he did.

him: need work.
me: you said you're russian right?
him: yes, so?
me: well, if you're looking for work why dont you go to siberia? i hear they have plenty of work there.


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To a russian hacker who hacked my friends account, who was quite talkative, and i asked him why did what he did.

him: need work.
me: you said you're russian right?
him: yes, so?
me: well, if you're looking for work why dont you go to siberia? i hear they have plenty of work there.


To a Russian, that's basically accusing him of having no testicles.


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Harvard Square, or Boylston Rat?


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Aestu wrote:
quadtard wrote:
To a russian hacker who hacked my friends account, who was quite talkative, and i asked him why did what he did.

him: need work.
me: you said you're russian right?
him: yes, so?
me: well, if you're looking for work why dont you go to siberia? i hear they have plenty of work there.


To a Russian, that's basically accusing him of having no testicles.


ye, he didnt say much after.


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aestu, you don't know anything about women.

they're crazy, not retarded.


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Usdk wrote:
they're crazy, not retarded.

Industria?


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shes something else, /wrists.


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shes something else, guitars.


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She kinda disappeared, didn't she?


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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She kinda disappeared, didn't she?

99% sure I saw her in trade last night
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I think he means on the forums. She's been banned for awhile, posting on Shamule. I don't know who that account belongs to.


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Haven't seen Shamule (haven't been looking too hard though either) for a long while now.


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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