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She's been posting on facebook

/shrug

I'm banging my best friend. And her boyfriend hates me for some unknown reason. Just imagine if he knew about how much I'm better than he is at pleasing his woman. lol.

i lol'd hard.

I dated a girl like that. Really insecure and such. Would let me walk all over her, something I hated. I would go days without seeing or talking to her and she would call me or text and be all "How come you haven't talked to me?" and then I would ask her the same thing in a slightly angry tone and she's be all "I'm sorry..." and then I'd have to explain to her that she didn't have to be sorry for something that we both did, etc, etc.

Two years later I finally pushed her to the point of being a really great person, no longer let's anyone walk all over her, more self esteem and such. Problem is in order to get her to that point I said a lot of mean things to her and so we broke up. We're still really good friends, but I kinda miss her =/ I'm just glad I was able to help her at least.

I guess you could say some of the stuff I said to her was the worst I've ever said.

When I was 6 I went to a KFC with my uncle. A black dude walked in and I asked my uncle if that was a ngr.

I now realize how ragingly awesome/bad that was, but it's still funny regardless.

On dates I like to rape it, kill it, rape it again.

Snowblind|Poisonberry

Ahh, I was a Harvard Square Pit rat How long ago was this?

when my brother got back from kindergarten the first day, he said hey mom some of those kids have really dark suntans.

years later when I came home from the first day of kindergarten, i said hey mom, some of those black kids are really stupid.

This happened about a hour ago at work:

There is this girl there who everyone likes because she is a sweet girl, and the only one of the two pregnant ones who did not have massive mood swings.

Well she was talking to one of the other office workers when I came in from the warehouse and overheard part of the conversation. The pregnant one was talking about how she is here on a student visa, and did not know if she wanted to become an american citizen or leave, but she was torn what to do with the baby.

I walked through the office and outloud said "Don't worry I will have you deported before that happens" and continued with my business.

So who thinks I might be getting written up tomorrow?

My friend's dad used to talk about under age girls and state "Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed."

Honestly I cannot remember the last time I've said something horrible to someone before. It may also be that I have just become such a huge troll that I say shit IRL for lolz now and don't see it as a big deal. Kind of like a sociopath.

Sadly, I have said quite a few terrible things. The 2 that stand out are:

I met this guy named Chad through another guy I was dating. He was incredibly boring and my family called him "Mr. Personality" as a joke. I'd met him like twice. One day he took a bus 50 miles out to my house (without asking or telling me), but I wasn't home, so he sat out on my porch waiting. .::creepy::.

Anyway, so I was a little freaked out by the stalkerness of the situation. I decided to take him back to the bus stop. On our way there he turns to me and says "Cally, I love you." I responded "Not now Chad, I am driving." He started sobbing and I left him there crying. 20 minutes later my mother sends me back to the bus stop. He missed his bus. I had to drive the sobbing mess back to his house, 50 miles away. He cried the WHOLE WAY HOME. I felt awful.


The other one involved an ex calling me begging to get back together. He was crying and carrying on and threatening to kill himself if we didn't reconcile. Then Iggy grabs the phone and says "Do it. She isn't coming back. We're engaged now. Move on or kill yourself." Then Iggy hung up the phone. I ended up having to call his CO and have him hospitalized. I would have felt terrible if he'd have succeeded.

Callysta of Reverence

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

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Ignayshus is the jiggity jam.

After reading this thread, I've concluded I'm a likely candidate for sainthood.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

eh, i can't honestly think of a time that i have been a giant fucking douche outside of calling my sisters fat or whore or such in a sarcastic manor, i fuck with people but more in a devil's advicate sense.

However i hang around the opposite group of people, and from that worst thing i have heard was from a friend of mine. Guy was dating a chick, and turns out this guy, let's call him Zach, had a best friend who had a rediculous crush on the chick he was dating. After numerous condom's under the car handle's and other shenanigan's Zach's friend proceeded to bang his girl while in Zach was in the hospital, for wat i don't rememeber, which later lead to said person getting thrown through 2 walls.

Summary: Bro and other Bro, other Bro did Hoe's before Bro's after shenanigans, Bro through wall

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