Most terrible thing you've ever heard/said:

Azmaria · **Posted:** Fri May 21, 2010 2:33 am

Weena wrote:

I called my mother a hooker once because I thought it had something to do with singing, and she was singing.

oh weena.

Battletard · **Posted:** Fri May 21, 2010 8:00 am

Callysta wrote:

I met this guy named Chad through another guy I was dating. He was incredibly boring and my family called him "Mr. Personality" as a joke. I'd met him like twice. One day he took a bus 50 miles out to my house (without asking or telling me), but I wasn't home, so he sat out on my porch waiting. .::creepy::.

Anyway, so I was a little freaked out by the stalkerness of the situation. I decided to take him back to the bus stop. On our way there he turns to me and says "Cally, I love you." I responded "Not now Chad, I am driving." He started sobbing and I left him there crying. 20 minutes later my mother sends me back to the bus stop. He missed his bus. I had to drive the sobbing mess back to his house, 50 miles away. He cried the WHOLE WAY HOME. I felt awful.

Look at it from a positive angle. You're not lying in a ditch, or in a blender, or in someone's freezer, etc.

skrob · **Posted:** Fri May 21, 2010 8:24 am

Rahloc wrote:

skrob wrote:

Rahloc wrote:

Harvard Square, or Boylston Rat?

We were on our way from ZTMaximus to Harvard Square

Ahh, I was a Harvard Square Pit rat How long ago was this?

jeez, I'm gonna say '95 or '96.

Seismic · **Posted:** Fri May 21, 2010 9:10 am

Back in the days after High School a couple of friends of mine would go out every Friday Night and drive to the downtown area in the city I live in.
They would spend all night harrassing everyone down there, the bums, gay prostitutes, bag ladies, burger king, the ghetto etc... I used to tag along and be a spectator. Although hilarious most of the time, I used to feel terrible for some of the stuff they did.

A couple key moments...

There was this bag lady that always hung out on the corner downtown so they would stop the car, roll down the windows and just laugh as loud as possible and see her reaction. She moved to another corner, they followed her and laughed again. She tried to get away and moved to the inside of the town green, so my friends got out of the car holding a hub cap pretending it's a steering wheel and walked by her, stopped and laughed.

There's this enormous obese woman who hangs out her window on Willow Street downtown, and my friend Tera hates her.
Well one Friday Night we all passed by her house and Tera (AKA Satan) saw her hanging out the window so she made us drive her to 7-11 and she bought a honey bun, threw it at her window and said "Bitch your so fat your name should be Snack"

They parked outside a gay bar and waited for a guy to get in the car then they chased him. 5 min later he caught on and just started speeding and blowing through red lights and they still chased him. 20min later he drives into a driveway and walks up to the door, waved at us and said "It was fun guys now goodnight." My friend's yelled back "Have a good one Faggot Freddie"

Spacehunter · **Posted:** Fri May 21, 2010 4:49 pm

I rofl'd @ the hubcap.

Kamguh · **Posted:** Fri May 21, 2010 4:51 pm

Worst thing I've ever had said to me...

"You're just mad at me because I had a father when growing up..." -First college roommate

He moved out the next day after I went off on him for about 20 minutes at the top of my lungs... now THAT is raging hardcore

Spacehunter · **Posted:** Fri May 21, 2010 5:08 pm

Ouch, if someone said that to me one of us would have ended up in hospital.

Yuratuhl · **Posted:** Fri May 21, 2010 5:14 pm

That's pretty gross.

I continue to be a likely candidate for sainthood.

Kamguh · **Posted:** Fri May 21, 2010 5:16 pm

Spacehunter wrote:

Ouch, if someone said that to me one of us would have ended up in hospital.

Would you rather end up in the hospital, or sleep in the same room as someone you said that to, that night?

Usdk · **Posted:** Fri May 21, 2010 5:35 pm

what the hell is a bag lady?

Theconfusedone · **Posted:** Fri May 21, 2010 5:48 pm

Usdk wrote:

what the hell is a bag lady?

A homeless lady, carrying a bunch of plastic bags filled with assorted shit.

Quittermike · **Posted:** Fri May 21, 2010 5:58 pm

Yuratuhl wrote:

That's pretty gross.

I continue to be a likely candidate for sainthood.

I've been racking my brains trying to think of something but I've got nothing.

Jubbergun · **Posted:** Fri May 21, 2010 7:42 pm

The whore that got my job came over while I was running the receiving desk and wanted me to figure something out for her last Friday. My response was, "I was recently told that I'm less qualified than you are, so if you can't figure it out, I doubt there's anything I can do to help."

My ops manager was standing behind me when I turned around, and he had that pissed-off look on his face, but didn't say anything and helped the dumb bitch fix the incredibly easy "problem" that she should have been more than "qualified" to take care of herself.

I've been waiting for him to say something about it, but because he doesn't like confrontation (and probably because I'm a little intimidating)...in other words, he's a punk-ass bitch...he seems to have forgotten all about it. Judging by the looks I get, she hasn't. Which is more than fine with me.

Your Pal,
Jubber

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