Yuratuhl wrote:
Several of you are in danger of becoming dead to me.
You realize that we squidgoat were offered an empire of the entire universe by Sargeras himself? Us, amongst all races, across the whole of existence? We alone were afforded this honor.
What further testament to our greatness do you need?
In our infinite largesse to the people of Azeroth, we instead condescended to grace you with not only our peerless combat skills - our high-traction tanks, our fangs and horns, our amazing, GCD-free racial heal, but also our amazing sexiness.
Your eyes are blessed to partake of our blue bustiness and shapely butts, regaled with bodily adornments quite beyond what your world has to offer.
It is, of course, to be expected that this will prove quite lost on you, being as you are inferior beings. We squidgoat are a patient people and will humor your shortcomings. But we do ask you at least be reasonably quiescent and refrain from your jealous and petty jibs at our awesomeness.
And perhaps, someday, you, too, can ride the goat.
