Bucket Guild | FUBU BH Forums

I'm dating my former prof.


Should I be giving tips?

We don't want the tip.

We want the whole shaft.

o god i lold so hard

alright, here's my advice.

1. meeting people online is ok, dont sweat it.
2. when you first meet the person, try picking out things you DONT like, instead of things you DO like. it keeps you from forming a hazy lovey dovey impression of a shitty bitch.
3. getting your knob worked on the first night is NEVER a good sign.
4. you stink of desperation when you're holding hands, asking dating questions, talking about how "you've always had problems in relationships", talking about the future, etc.
5. don't be desperate. be willing to walk away. if the bitch stank, she stank.
6. remember it's a date, not an interview for marriage.
7. don't fuck in some kind of shitty awkward situation where the lights are off and your socks are still on. that just makes things turn out horrible.
8. don't tell yourself it's a "date". that puts too much awkward pressure on to turn it into something it might not be. you need to get it into your head that you're JUST HANGING OUT. after all, someone to date should be just that, someone you like spending time with. don't think about your table manners (well, in moderation), don't lie, don't avoid questions, don't do anything awkward. just relax and hang out. if she's cool, she'll hang out with you. then a couple nights later maybe you'll get your knob worked in a less awkward situation.

if i think of more i'll let you know.

words of wisdom

Akina: bitch I will stab you in the face

Maybe you should wait a bit before sexing them. Play more hard to get I guess? That's if you want a relationship...the biggest mistake you can make if your intention is pursuing a serious relationship at some point is jumping in bed too early.

edit: Dotzilla had some gud advice

in b4 moralfag

Brawlsack

Taking an extended hiatus from gaming

i joined eharmony

they said i was obstreperous

i am shallow

i also dont dig stupid people


one time i had a 'date' with a girl

while preforming oral and sitting on my face she asked me if i had a gf or a wife then she asked me how much money i made, and then she told me some banal things about her life

disagreed. I hate that shit.

He needs to find someone that obviously isn't scared away by wearing his emotions on his sleeve. Playing games like that should be left in Kindergarten, where they originated.

PS - Meeting people from the interwebs is proving more and more to be a common thing what with how "connected" people are all the time. The internet is vast, so the dating pool is something you need to learn to wade through and get rid of the terribles.

My mother and stepdad met on match.com, and they're now married.

Playing WoW again in 2018, kill me, thanks

What i really mean in more of a serious tone, is that its the internet, sure its a more reputable website not a "MEET HOT SINGLES IN UR AREA11!!" type, but you're still gonna get wierdos nonethless. At a bar, or something of the like, you know atleast what the people are looking for, but online you can never be sure. Its shooting blind, which can also be said to the bar, but in the bar you're both shooting blind in a haze, not a wall of anonyminity.

I am THE man.
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee15 ... 171424.jpg

1) Be confident
2) Have fun
3) Don't do shit like ask a girl to be your girlfriend (srs haven't heard this since high school), especially after 2 weeks and running to your facebook to update your status. That shit's not fun, if anything it's desperate and off-putting and adds pressure to the relationship.
4) Lots of girls on internet dating sites are there for attention, are broken in some way, seriously fucked. I mean, lots of girls you met IRL will be too, but the concentration feels so much higher online.

then pee in her butt.

jesus god almighty on the mountain top do i love mikebro

Being a single mother is simply the trend these days. Lots of women just use those sites for sex and then bail because they want a kid to use as an accessory.

Approach all women as if they're taken because 90% of the time they are and if they're not there's a 99% chance there's something fucked up with them.

Some stripper sent me a message on myspace, we hung out and drove around for the day, then I fingered her in the parking lot of McDonalds(she kept trying to get me to all night, did it to shut her up) at 3am with MSI blaring and some hooded figures doing some kind of voodoo chant outside the window. Meeting people online is wierd but I'll go ahead and say it's okay in this day and age.

I plan to be single forever because women are fucking crazy...or maybe go gay. If I can just get over the gay part.

tag 'n bag

Are you even old enough to go to bars?

Ignore that if you're Canadian, I just can't remember if you are.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh