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1)People in trade who think being a pot-smoking retard makes them cool.

2)In leveling dungeons (vanilla/TBC), WotLK All-Stars doing their first/second alt who think that you can chain-pull+AoE just because you can do it in Northrend. Especially fun was three days of Mara chain-stunning mobs with idiots pulling the next three groups while I'm standing there with swirlies over my noggin.

3)Morons who won't wait for the tank to pull.

4)Stupid tanks that take too long to pull.

5)LFM: "X" Raid...PST with Achievement...I imagine the uber-L33T heros that do this one look like this IRL:


6)Some idiot spamming "Looking For W/E Profession," that don't add what recipe service they're seeking. This especially annoying when they're looking for some odd enchant that only Jushiro or Aestu is going to have.

7)Retards in trade asking to be sold something that is abundantly represented on the auction house...you know, like Crafted Light Shot.

People that beg to be sold something, then when you offer to sell it to them they're like, "Well, I paid Whatshisnuts less than that yesterday." Take your fat ass back to yesterday and buy some more from Whatshisnuts.

9)I don't have words for this, so....


10)The thing that has pissed me off most this expansion was my first healer in LFG Heroics. I got an Ulduar-geared tank, which was top-tier at the time. He goes, "YOUR GEAR SUCKS YOUR FAIL LOL." Then, despite my fail and suck gear...chain-pulled all the watchers. All three of them, all of which have the "no threat table" add. We wiped. He raged. Only redeeming thing about it was the mage that said, "You said his gear sucked then pulled everything in the room."

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

Oh hey, I thought of some more:

- When I was grinding out gear for my lock after taking a multi-month hiatus: Raids that require you to be so geared to run the instance that if you meet his requirements chances are you don't need much from the place at all.
- Ret paladins (especially in PVP) that act like they know what the hell they're doing.
- Tanks that get butthurt if I pull aggro off of them.
- Healers in BGs that won't heal me because I have no resil (even though I'm running the board) and instead choose to heal some niggerfaggot with a 20k HP DK in blues.
- Healers that roll against me (especially paladins) on caster gear (especially weapons/trinkets).
- Like what jubber said about people bitching about what prices were or that they'll just farm the shit themselves. Eternal Lifes were going for 20g today and some guy was bitching about how they used to be 6g and he was just gonna go farm them. Then he came back 10 minutes later and I doubled the price.
- People who are really excited about their factions. I go to Icecrown to do some dailies, not to get caught up in some pvp shitfest because you ganked some belf DK because HORDE IS BAD LOL

RETIRED.
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Mayonaise[/armory]
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Jerkonaise[/armory]

do people still do that thing on the auction house where when they sell in bulk, they ask for higher prices? i pick that.

holy shit I can't qft this enough. (yes they still do it)

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

in 5-mans, casters that go oom and expect the group to stop pulling trash

Let me expand on what Mayo said by adding shitty horrible BG healers who see me at 10% HP and choose to just let me die without (realizing / caring) that shield wall, enraged regen, shield block and spell reflect are all up at the same time.

The healers that do realize this such as priests that Penance me back to 70% or so:

^______^ < this is for you.

Brawlsack

Taking an extended hiatus from gaming

Most of mine have been touched on, but I will add a few comments:

1. Trade chat tards "LF Enchanter" and not putting what they want. I have stopped even replying to these tards.

2. People that do not tip for crafting/enchanting. I did not level all of my professions for the general public. I refuse to craft for strangers without a tip of some sort, even 5g usually is enough because it shows an effort. The tard that wanted 2x 15 agility ( a rep enchant from vanilla) and then told me he did not have enough gold for a tip almost lost his mats and did not get the enchants. I tip for EVERYTHING that I get crafted, or at least try to. Guildies and friends usually yell at me for it but I know how much it cost to level crafting so I try anyway.

3. People spamming for raid cheeves that they do not have themselves, then they claim to have it on a main but will not tell you that mains name.

4. People that do not know how to run GDKP. If you don't know then don't. If it is your first one, tell the group it is so they dont rage when you take ten minutes to distribute loot.

5. "LFM Tank then gtg" I then join on one of my tanks and discover that the 25 man raid now has two tanks and needs about 15 other people, thats not what I call gtg.

6. Gears core. This add on at its core is not a bad idea, but the bads that can get to 5k by knuckledragging through heroics drive me nuts. I prefer to look at achievments, the way you actually put your gear together, gems, enchants, and trinkets. Armory is your friend.

7. PVP griefers. I am not talking about 1v1 pvp, I am talking about the mouthbreather dks that run though STV oneshotting people because they can. Or the horde that decide to camp level 20s from the roof in Darksire.
A funny note to that. I got so pissed in BC at the mages camping my priest from the roof that I took my rogue there and killed the one that stayed and went to Arathi to do the same from the roof there. However to my surprise, a 65 elite guard spawned when I killed someone with my crossbow. I put in a ticket questioning this and in my heated discussion with a GM over the subject he threatend to ban me when I told him he was full of shit. I laughed so hard for days on that one.

9 level 90s and 10 85s, Damn I need another hobby.

This:

Unknown: "Dude, could you loan me 5,000 gold?"

Me: "Why would I do that?"

Unknown: "Please. I know you have a lot of gold. I'll pay you back, I promise."

Me: "I'm sure you would, but if you can make the gold to pay me back, you can make it for yourself."

Unknown: "Come on, man. Please. You can ask any of my friends. I'm honest. I will pay you back."

Me: "Again. If you haven't been motivated to save up this gold for yourself, how could I believe you'd do it to pay me back? Sorry."

Unknown: "Wow. I can't believe you won't help people out. Thanks for nothing."

Me: /sigh

Boredalt - 80 Dwarf Priest - Dissension

Hey can you lend me 5000 gold? I swear I am good for it... ^_-

Things that annoy me:

Tanks who do not taunt.. EVER

When I am healing someone in BGs and get no protection so all the dps end up going after a rogue who is sprinting away while 5 people are attacking me.

people in blues and T10 gear..

People in 245 gear that can not break 3k dps

trolls who spam something stupid in /1 and then all their friends who say "OMG LOL UR SO FUNNY"

Not getting out of fire, really? its big and its blue or green or orange GET OUT OF IT, and the kicker, they blame the healer for not healing through it. I usually just respond to them "Darwin's theory proves itself everyday".

Before the Gnomish Army Knife came out I used to give people skinning knives when they begged for gold. I got some really angry replies demanding gold instead. I would tell them that is how I made my gold, and now its your turn. And I never had nearly as much gold and Boredalt but still used to get all of the beggers because I was always in Ironforge.

9 level 90s and 10 85s, Damn I need another hobby.

FoL paladins that complain about a tank taking too much damage.

Cindered
Another Cindered

A penny put in a jar is a penny not put in my nose.

One more time, I forgot my biggest one.

People that do this:

RETIRED.
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Mayonaise[/armory]
[armory loc="US,Bleeding Hollow"]Jerkonaise[/armory]

tbqh, very little in this game peeves me. people who are annoying on vent are probably the only thing. i can ignore just about anything else that might annoy me, but if i'm stuck in a vent channel (for a raid, whatever) with someone that is really annoying, goddammitsomuch.

even if i mute them, i still hear people reacting to them, responding to them, telling them to stfu. it's like if you ignore someone on an internet forum but still see everyone else quoting them.

Akina: bitch I will stab you in the face

retards

especially the kind that are loathed to help an inexperienced player.

When people put single shots of ammo on the auction house.

Not to mention any names KAMGUH.