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quadtard
 Post subject: Hear the one about the old guy and the black lady?
PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 6:49 pm  
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So this afternoon getting hotdogs from a cart with my girlfriend, in front of us is this black lady, maybe late 20s, nice looking. Beside her is this old guy, in his 70s in one of those motor chairs. Hes just sitting their hitting on her. All the "you're so gorgeous" and "did it hurt when you fell from heaven" BS is hurled out. She sits there waiting for his dog giving the body language equivalent of "fuck off you old geyser."

After she gets the hotdog, she bites into it. Man says: "I like the way you're handling that meat."
She almost spews it all across the stand infront of her, and says somethin like "um, sorry not interested."
Old man: "Will i ever see you again?"
lady: "well in that case you should come over to my place."
lady: "no, go away."
Old man scoots away on his chair with a stupid grin on his face.

Should this guy, mid 70s prolly, be my hero or just an amusing story to tell the friends?

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Hero.

A man chooses, a slave obeys.
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Proofread for your flapless jewish cock's sake, holy shit. That made less than no sense.

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Hero!

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Azmaria
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Yuratuhl wrote:
Proofread for your flapless jewish cock's sake, holy shit. That made less than no sense.

it's quadtard he's retarded, it can't be helped.

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quadtard
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But i am loveable!

I am THE man.
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Yarl
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I thought this was going to be an offensive joke thread!

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Weena
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What's the difference between crackas and crackers?



Women actually want to put crackers in their mouth, crackas can't say that no matter how buttery, salty or flavorful they are.

"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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How do you make Helen Keller keep a secret? Break her fingers.

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What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night?



Drop it nigger.

"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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quadtard
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An apple and a black man are on the same branch in the same tree. They both fall down at the same time, which one hits the ground first?









The apple because the black man is tied to the tree. /ba-dump

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Why did God make black people smell funny? So blind people could hate them too.

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Azmaria wrote:
Yuratuhl wrote:
Proofread for your flapless jewish cock's sake, holy shit. That made less than no sense.

it's quadtard he's retarded, it can't be helped.


I always thought it was a little more than ironic that his name was quadtard and he was just so damn retarded. I thought it was him living up to his name, but some of the things i've seen him post...idk

azmaria your avatar.......she is most sex. And where are you???? In Aion?
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quadtard
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o?

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Spure
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yeah, sometimes when i see your name and posts I think the human civilization will discover a phenomenon called quantum retardation
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