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Dear Society,

There are many atrocities you are responsible for, and in this letter I would like to share them with you so that you may either change your ways or atleast know the reasons you're being killed when that time arrives.

You are responsible for:

- Depriving me the fun of ogling at the beach because real women think they're too fat for bikinis.

- Forcing me to hear retarded as fuck "male enhancement" commercials because you've convinced young men their cocks are too small.

- Justin Beiber, and all those similar, because you've convinced the youth stuff like this isn't total shit.

- Inhibiting free speech by getting offended by (often) the most ridiculous things to be offended about.

- Convincing us violence is less harmful, and even more natural, than sex.

- Telling us education is needed to make enough money to make ends meet and then some.

- Convincing us money can buy happiness.

- Making us believe drugs are nothing but bad, will definitely kill you, and will rape your mother.

- But alcohol is fine, unless it's moonshine or the like. That rapes mothers too.

- Marketing, in all it's god-awfulness.

- Failing to recognize the difference between tobacco and the meth-like shit they stuff many cigarettes and other tobacco products with.

- Convincing us affirmative action isn't racism.

- Saying feminism isn't ever sexism in disguise.

- Hypocrisy in double standards. There are too many of these to list, but an example would be the fact people don't have much problem with (and sometimes even enjoyed) a woman abusing a man. But a man abusing a woman... sound the alarms! (See: Dateline's study)

- Convincing us our culture and values are correct, and that other cultures and values are wrong.

- Convincing us we need a pill for this and that.

- Telling us over processed shit is actually food.

chubby grls are gud
violence is gud
cigarettes are gud

/thread

Cigarettes with nothing but tobacco and flavorings are fine.

When they start stuffing arsenic (used in exterminator poisons) and formaldehyde (used in embalming fluid) etc, it's fucking disgusting.

So now I have to get shit for smoking pipe tobacco.

I support this thread:

-Hollywood - for giving us unrealistic expectations for love and relationships

-Hollywood - for making women bat shit crazy by making them think they all need to be skinny bimbos

- Hollywood - for making women think that men who shave their chests, have no hair on their bodies, and dress like girls are hot. News flash: I have hair on my chest, I'm a fucking man, deal with it.

-Auto-tune (T-Pain) - For destroying music, and allowing people with no talent to make it and have perfect, computer-assisted, pitch

- Corporations - They are their own legal entity (like a person) and entitled to all those benefits, yet they are above the law because they aren't actually a human and cannot be punished as such. - Specific corporations: BP, Apple, Microsoft, Activision, IBM, Halliburton, News Corp, Exxon, Enron, etc.

- New York City - Look, I don't hate going to NYC, but you and your citizens need to get over yourself. Most of you treat people like shit and are complete guido douches, the Yankees buy championships, and you are all just annoying. STFU, New York is not the center of the universe.

- U2 - Bono in particular...these celebrities who think that they are all so concerned about the world. They act like they really care about poverty and hunger, while they step into their private jet and drink $1,000 bottles of wine. It makes me sick, this holier-than-thou attitude.

I got some more but I'm getting angry.

i think justin beiber looks awesome in a bikini since he started using those male enhancement pills.

Akina: bitch I will stab you in the face

also, lol @ talking about getting easily offended by stupid shit then ranting about feminism and processed foods.

gj.

Akina: bitch I will stab you in the face

In his defense:

Extreme feminism is all about getting easily offended by stupid shit, hence why he hates it.

Boy 1: "You throw like a girl."

Boy 2: "I do not!"

Feminazi: "OMG YOU GUYS ARE SO SEXIST!!!!!"

What's the relation, what are we getting at?

Or is that what you're getting at, that they have no relation, and that I'm bitching about everything?

I should have been more clear, well that actually came out totally wrong on the feminism part, I'll fix that.

People use feminism (definition: the doctrine advocating social, political, and all other rights of women equal to those of men) as a veil to hide the fact they aren't trying to bring women on equal terms with men, they are trying to make women above men.

To use the word Azelma used: Feminazi.

Feminists are what got women voting rights and etc, that's a good thing. But then when lobbying is done to (try) and force equal pay among the sexes, it's a little deluded. Women have the right to do all the same things men do to get higher wages. It's been shown that men are more demanding of employers during contract negotiations. This is just one reason men do in fact tend to make more.


The people being easily offended part, that's pretty explanatory.

Like when Family Guy, when aired on Fox, has to clip out a necrophilia joke (Adult Swim doesn't clip it). Who's to say a necrophilia joke is too far?

Censorship is relative. Like I said before (different thread, now gone because of lolbans), the word "bloody" was considered about as offensive as "cunt" is now. But it's not offensive now. So... who decided this and why? There is no such thing as "bad" language.

nothing to defend, i just find it humorous because...




i can't think of many things more ridiculous things to bitch about.

Akina: bitch I will stab you in the face

This thread receives my full support and endorsement.

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hollywood tells me that if a chick is all scared and stuff, she is just playing hard to get and that ishould keep trying evenif she gets a restraining order and mace bacause its true love and what can stop that not the law not guns does this rag smell like ehter

/rollseyes