quadtard wrote:
Aestu, i completely love you. No other person on earth could be so narrow minded, so begrudged as yourself, so egotistical that they twist everything to put themselves on a pedestal and switch the spotlight from other people onto themselves and still make me rock hard every time i think of their name. I am madly in love with you, the way you twist or ignore facts to further your own ideas, it gets me so hot and steamy.
The fact that you spend all your time devoted into this game, makes me believe that when we get together you will be able to likewise devote your time to me. Picnics in the park, long walks on the beach or just grossing out people on public transit as we hold each other and kiss. I dream that you will make me handcrafted jewelry in your spare time, and whisper sweet nothings into my ear.
You are #1 in some categories, but most of all my undying adoration. I have never felt like this about anyone before. I hear or think of your name, my heart quickens, i get a spring in my step but then they are replaced by depression as i realize that you are in fact not here. I cry myself to sleep after i see your name disappear from the "users browsing this forum" place on FUBU. I can not bear the thought that i may never see you again. My mind is wracked with horrors of your internet going down, or you getting a job and not having the time to talk.
Honey, i would never want you to feel bad. I want to make you feel as good as anyone can, you deserve it. Only you are good enough for me, i have turned down numerous others for the chance to be with you. I don't care if you're not the best in everything, just as long as you know that you are #1 in my own heart. I love you aestu, i love you madly. I want you to know that, and to feel likewise. If you don't, i do not know what i will do with myself, because i cannot picture life without you. Please love me.
I realize the prospect of love between us carries some problems my dear, but if you are willing i will pay for your surgery so that it becomes more practical. All in the name of love, i will never give you up, never run around or desert you.
With undying love and a heavy heart
Quadtard.
That was actually pretty good, not going to lie.
That said, however much time or mental energy I invest in this game, in the final analysis, it means less to me than you, proof being, I take my shortcomings in it less personally.