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 Post subject: The most twisted thing you can think of.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:57 am  
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So a while ago (dont ask me how) i thought of this incredibly twisted/disgusting thing, and now i wonder if anyone can match me or outperform my mind in the realm of all things wrong.

This is a plan for revenge on someone:

Wait until they have a family, atleast one kid around toddler-age. Enter the house, and slit the childs stomach open. Grab hold of the intestines and fasten a noose out of it. If the wife is hear, you can use some other parts of the intestines to tie her down and gag her. wrap the noose around the childs neck, and hang it directly infront of her. Now take the noose, and use it as a condom (dont want STDS) as you brutally rape the wife. What you do is entirely up to you, whatever you enjoy. After you have finished, aslong as the intestines arent too worn out, use the same one to hang her and kill her. Now, before this happened you attempt to rekindle a freidnship with whoever you are wanting to take revenge on, organize dinner or something between you. Do the above the day that you meet for dinner (at your place), try to arrange it in such a way that he does not make it home before he will see you. Then, start mutilating the body, chop into tiny bits and stuff them into the intestines. Cook them sausage-style, ad whatever seasonings you may but it is essential that it is the same stretch of intestines that you used to rape his wife. Cook well. Take it back to your place and clean yourself up so it is not obvious what has hapenned. Make sure you have another sauasage that is not the same as the first for yourself. As the two of you sit down for dinner, wait until he has nearly finished his food, or if the ungrateful bastard doesnt like it, a few bites of the sauasage you made. Then tell him what you did, every little detail. As you finish your story if he has not jumped up and tried to kill you, take a last bit of your sausage and chew it slowly in his face, savoring every bit.


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 Post subject: Re: The most twisted thing you can think of.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:24 am  
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quadtard wrote:
So a while ago (dont ask me how) i thought of this incredibly twisted/disgusting thing, and now i wonder if anyone can match me or outperform my mind in the realm of all things wrong.

This is a plan for revenge on someone:

Wait until they have a family, atleast one kid around toddler-age. Enter the house, and slit the childs stomach open. Grab hold of the intestines and fasten a noose out of it. If the wife is hear, you can use some other parts of the intestines to tie her down and gag her. wrap the noose around the childs neck, and hang it directly infront of her. Now take the noose, and use it as a condom (dont want STDS) as you brutally rape the wife. What you do is entirely up to you, whatever you enjoy. After you have finished, aslong as the intestines arent too worn out, use the same one to hang her and kill her. Now, before this happened you attempt to rekindle a freidnship with whoever you are wanting to take revenge on, organize dinner or something between you. Do the above the day that you meet for dinner (at your place), try to arrange it in such a way that he does not make it home before he will see you. Then, start mutilating the body, chop into tiny bits and stuff them into the intestines. Cook them sausage-style, ad whatever seasonings you may but it is essential that it is the same stretch of intestines that you used to rape his wife. Cook well. Take it back to your place and clean yourself up so it is not obvious what has hapenned. Make sure you have another sauasage that is not the same as the first for yourself. As the two of you sit down for dinner, wait until he has nearly finished his food, or if the ungrateful bastard doesnt like it, a few bites of the sauasage you made. Then tell him what you did, every little detail. As you finish your story if he has not jumped up and tried to kill you, take a last bit of your sausage and chew it slowly in his face, savoring every bit.

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 Post subject: Re: The most twisted thing you can think of.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:08 pm  
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quadtard wrote:
So a while ago (dont ask me how) i thought of this incredibly twisted/disgusting thing, and now i wonder if anyone can match me or outperform my mind in the realm of all things wrong.

This is a plan for revenge on someone:

Wait until they have a family, atleast one kid around toddler-age. Enter the house, and slit the childs stomach open. Grab hold of the intestines and fasten a noose out of it. If the wife is hear, you can use some other parts of the intestines to tie her down and gag her. wrap the noose around the childs neck, and hang it directly infront of her. Now take the noose, and use it as a condom (dont want STDS) as you brutally rape the wife. What you do is entirely up to you, whatever you enjoy. After you have finished, aslong as the intestines arent too worn out, use the same one to hang her and kill her. Now, before this happened you attempt to rekindle a freidnship with whoever you are wanting to take revenge on, organize dinner or something between you. Do the above the day that you meet for dinner (at your place), try to arrange it in such a way that he does not make it home before he will see you. Then, start mutilating the body, chop into tiny bits and stuff them into the intestines. Cook them sausage-style, ad whatever seasonings you may but it is essential that it is the same stretch of intestines that you used to rape his wife. Cook well. Take it back to your place and clean yourself up so it is not obvious what has hapenned. Make sure you have another sauasage that is not the same as the first for yourself. As the two of you sit down for dinner, wait until he has nearly finished his food, or if the ungrateful bastard doesnt like it, a few bites of the sauasage you made. Then tell him what you did, every little detail. As you finish your story if he has not jumped up and tried to kill you, take a last bit of your sausage and chew it slowly in his face, savoring every bit.


This is something I always wondered about. If I do not care for someone I put them out of my mind, why waste time/energy on someone you dislike. It sounds like they still win, and while this would cause this dude a lot of harm and probably ruin his life you would end up in jail getting gang banged for the rest of your life.
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 Post subject: Re: The most twisted thing you can think of.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:12 pm  
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what the hell?


Learn the difference!

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I saw a picture the other day of a dog in a gutter being beat to death by a shovel.

I raged.

Also,

Debauchery's Worship the Violence

I see you on your way home - Walking
I'm right behind you - Stalking
I take my knife out of my bag
Then stick it right into your neck

I hit you bad you're still alive
No problem, I rape you as you cry
You are a fucking virgin slut
I can smell it in your blood

I climax in your fucking face
That is my reward of the race
Now is the time to cut you up
That's your reward for being a slut

She was a blond bitch looking good
Now there's not much left to rot
I'm a fucking virgin violator
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one time me and samenai had this idea of getting sombody on aids to give us some of their blood and then injecting it into one of our friends


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Ennkey wrote:
one time me and samenai had this idea of getting sombody on aids to give us some of their blood and then injecting it into one of our friends



I think that carries a murder charge


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In the movie Se7en, when for the punishment of the sin Lust...the killer makes this businessman fuck a prostitute to death with this bladed object at gunpoint:

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I remember thinking that was incredibly twisted.


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^Doesn't work.


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what the fuck is wrong with you people?


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