Calx wrote:
my cat talks, plays fetch, catch (awesome), 'hockey,' gives kisses, takes living birds from outside as prisoners, drowns scorpions in her water dish then buries them in her shitbox, washes her filthy toys in my girlfriend's dog's water dish, is fiercely loyal to me, follows me room to room including the shitter, and it absolutely hates everyone else it meets, barring a few exceptions. fought pitbull/wolf puppy as a kitten and won. cat climbs chairs and couches with just its front legs to work her upper body. cat shoots horrible ass juice when threatened. when girlfriend's poodle sniffs cat's ass, cat makes dog scream by clawing its ears or nose.
cat is just this bizarre conglomeration of all the best parts of several animals. getting her spayed as a kitten was the worst mistake. i want 50 more of her and i want to watch all 50 of them kill and eat a penguin while their mother watches after shooting ass juice in the eye of a bear she just killed.
