Danzor wrote:
Also the girl in the middle is my girlfriend, so no you may not stalk her
No problem.
Now, you both are reasonably attractive. I think we could profit off this in some way.
In fact, I'd like to offer to direct you and your girlfriend's very own porn film. I would do it free of charge, and you can have 100% of the profits generated from sales. However, I may jump into the action at a few points....standard procedure really.
Also, I'm going to need you to take several pictures of her and e-mail them to me, just so I can let the production studio know what they are working with.
I'd enjoy pictures of her while she is:
-Sleeping
-In the shower
-Bent over picking something up
-Passed out awkwardly
-Naked for any number of reasons
-On the toilet
Thank you in advance.