Muerte wrote:
nope, that was a terrible story.
how to insult people properly, by muertedolor
1. First thing you want to do is find something true about the person. This is your starting point and will get them riled up and want to respond to you. Because if you aint trollin, you aint internettin.
2. Second you want to take that true thing and exaggerate the ever living crap out of it. This is the thing the target will focus on, but that's ok because you intended it.
3. Third, when you start insulting them, make sure it's funny. Otherwise you're just being a dick and no one is enjoying it, and let's be honest neither are you. So remember your audience and cater to their needs.
So let's take your intended target, Ebonlore and specifically (I would assume) Axem. If you wanted to sound cool and make fun of them, you might want to go with something like:
@ Ebonlore
You fat assholes are so fucking bad at this game that you tout your 10man raid as an actual progression group. I've progessed further in my own colon with a sharpie than you have in ICC. Instead of spamming the forums praying to recruit the pathetic scraps that other horde guilds will throw to you, why don't you instead register with NAMBLA so you can actually get something to drop. In this case it would be little boys' pants, cuz its plainly obvious the Lich King aint goin nowhere when you larptards waltz into his castle.
i am quite tempted to post that in their thread...
