Bucket Guild | FUBU BH Forums

I Has a Bucket: Preventing bucket theft on Bleeding Hollow | FUBU: A better BH Forum
It is currently Sun Apr 20, 2025 7:23 pm



Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 77 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6  Next
Author Message
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:17 pm  
User avatar

Querulous Quidnunc
Joined: Wed May 12, 2010 8:41 am
Posts: 4695
Offline

Quittermike wrote:
Azelma wrote:
I average about 5 a day.

Image


I also am helped by the fact that I have little/no refractory period after climax. So I can usually get 2 in one "session." My record during coitus is 3, but that was when I was 20...I don't think I have that kind of stamina anymore.


Azelma

Image
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:25 pm  
Blathering Buffoon
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:01 am
Posts: 1036
Offline

Azelma wrote:
Quittermike wrote:
Azelma wrote:
I average about 5 a day.

Image


I also am helped by the fact that I have little/no refractory period after climax. So I can usually get 2 in one "session." My record during coitus is 3, but that was when I was 20...I don't think I have that kind of stamina anymore.

Image
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:51 pm  
User avatar

Querulous Quidnunc
Joined: Fri May 14, 2010 6:59 pm
Posts: 2569
Location: In your dreams.
Offline

Azelma wrote:
Quittermike wrote:
Azelma wrote:
I average about 5 a day.

Image


I also am helped by the fact that I have little/no refractory period after climax. So I can usually get 2 in one "session." My record during coitus is 3, but that was when I was 20...I don't think I have that kind of stamina anymore.


such pride over something so misused.


Image
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:05 pm  
User avatar

Querulous Quidnunc
Joined: Thu May 13, 2010 3:18 pm
Posts: 7047
Offline

easier to fill up a balloon than a zepplin.


Image
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:20 pm  
User avatar

Querulous Quidnunc
Joined: Wed May 12, 2010 8:41 am
Posts: 4695
Offline

Tehra wrote:
such pride over something so misused.


My ex didn't think it was misused ;) She's who I set the record with.

I think I just have an insane libido...I'm an outlier.


Azelma

Image
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:19 pm  
User avatar

Querulous Quidnunc
Joined: Fri May 14, 2010 6:59 pm
Posts: 2569
Location: In your dreams.
Offline

Azelma wrote:
Tehra wrote:
such pride over something so misused.


My ex didn't think it was misused ;) She's who I set the record with.

I think I just have an insane libido...I'm an outlier.


i saw this pre-edit.

i suppose you answered your own question.


Image
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:00 pm  
User avatar

Deliciously Trashy
Joined: Tue May 11, 2010 7:37 pm
Posts: 2695
Location: Seattle
Offline

overnight this thread got like 10x more awesome.

tnx


Image
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:13 pm  
User avatar

Querulous Quidnunc
Joined: Fri May 14, 2010 9:34 pm
Posts: 2369
Offline

Dry balls


Druid: Meowth
« Steam »« Xfire »
Glorious Death Metal Music
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:19 pm  
User avatar

Fat Bottomed Faggot
Joined: Thu May 13, 2010 12:53 pm
Posts: 4251
Location: Minnesota
Offline

Wat, 5 times a day!?

When I said I was the energizer bunny I was kidding!

But seriously though, I refrain unless I really want to, otherwise it's not that great (and so, a waste + makes the next time less awesome). And by really want to, I mean like wicked into it. Rock solid, London bridge style across the bed, scrunched face, furious motion, semen on the ceiling - wicked into it.

TMI?


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:19 pm  
User avatar

Querulous Quidnunc
Joined: Thu May 13, 2010 12:19 pm
Posts: 8116
Offline

Sadly I'm closer to Azelma in this respect (although I do have some refractory period unless very well-fed).

I've heard it rumored that losing virginity later in life results in better performance as a man. I don't believe it, but it is what I have heard.

I am still looking to purchase sex. I don't want to approach streetwalkers for fear of stings/entrapment/liability/disease, and Craigslist actually doesn't work that well.


Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:23 pm  
User avatar

Fat Bottomed Faggot
Joined: Thu May 13, 2010 12:53 pm
Posts: 4251
Location: Minnesota
Offline

Quote:
I am still looking to purchase sex. I don't want to approach streetwalkers for fear of stings/entrapment/liability/disease, and Craigslist actually doesn't work that well.


Vegas


"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:47 pm  
User avatar

Querulous Quidnunc
Joined: Thu May 13, 2010 12:19 pm
Posts: 8116
Offline

Not interested in travelling 3000 miles


Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:53 pm  
User avatar

Feckless Fool
Joined: Fri May 14, 2010 5:15 pm
Posts: 1379
Offline

When i was in New Caledonia we went to a zoo. One of the monkeys pointed excitedly at one of the girls in our group and then started fapping furiously, he took all of 2 seconds to squirt his load in her direction.

Possibly the funniest thing i've seen all time all my life.


Laetitia
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 1:14 am  
User avatar

Querulous Quidnunc
Joined: Thu May 13, 2010 12:19 pm
Posts: 8116
Offline

Spacehunter wrote:
When i was in New Caledonia we went to a zoo. One of the monkeys pointed excitedly at one of the girls in our group and then started fapping furiously, he took all of 2 seconds to squirt his load in her direction.

Possibly the funniest thing i've seen all time all my life.


Was she hot?


Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.
Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:08 am  
User avatar

Querulous Quidnunc
Joined: Wed May 12, 2010 8:41 am
Posts: 4695
Offline

Spacehunter wrote:
When i was in New Caledonia we went to a zoo. One of the monkeys pointed excitedly at one of the girls in our group and then started fapping furiously, he took all of 2 seconds to squirt his load in her direction.

Possibly the funniest thing i've seen all time all my life.


That's so ridiculous it has to be true.


Azelma

Image
Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 77 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6  Next

All times are UTC - 5 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron

World of Warcraft phpBB template "WoWMoonclaw" created by MAËVAH (ex-MOONCLAW) (v3.0.8.0) - wowcr.net : World of Warcraft styles & videos
© World of Warcraft and Blizzard Entertainment are trademarks or registered trademarks of Blizzard Entertainment, Inc. in the U.S. and/or other countries. wowcr.net is in no way associated with Blizzard Entertainment.
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group