Aestu wrote:
Spacehunter wrote:
When i was in New Caledonia we went to a zoo. One of the monkeys pointed excitedly at one of the girls in our group and then started fapping furiously, he took all of 2 seconds to squirt his load in her direction.
Possibly the funniest thing i've seen all time all my life.
Was she hot?
Quite.
Couple of years younger than me though, not that that's ever stood in my way. Hiyo~!
Just found her on facebook, she's still pretty hot.
Aestu wrote:
I totally could and would trade a Mimiron head or a 50-page-paper for service. Granted, I don't see that happening, and nothing can convince me to overcome my disdain for dating and talking to women, so I expect I will continue to make do until I have the resources to buy a kept woman.
You'd love it here. They even advertise hookers on sports radio. It's pretty funny hearing adds for air conditioning, tvs, then hookers right before the 6 oclock news.
