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I don't think the story was bad. I think the script was bad, the blocking was bad, the directing was bad, and the editing was bad.

Basically, all the things that were M Night's responsibility were bad.

Akina: bitch I will stab you in the face

Admittedly, my favorite parts were influenced by the rifftrax commentary...

4. The man professing his admiration of hot dogs.

5. The sign as they leave the model home. It's the name of the new neighborhood, and the slogan is "YOU DESERVE THIS!" They decided it was M Night telling us he made the movie to punish his audience, and they deserve it.

6. Mark Wahlberg's single facial expression. The entire movie.

Akina: bitch I will stab you in the face

I hate m nite shamalamadingdong.


all of his movies have a good premise then they screw the pooch so hard it hides in the bathroom and cries for hours after the movie.

I don't know what you chumps are smoking, but to even begin to compare the terrible movie to the pinnacle of human achievement in storytelling that was the animated series, you have to be completely braindead. The show is incomparably fantastic. The movie would have been better if I'd been directing with my ass and had written the script out of literal pieces of shit.

Also who the fuck is Ovatar Ong? What the fuck is an ovatar? Who the shit are Soeka and Eeroh? Fuck you, The Last Airbender, fuck you for trying your hardest to ruin something so great.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

also Mark Wahlberg in a non-action role just made me laugh from start to finish, although not really because that would have made the shitfest that was the Happening slightly more bearable. He also sounds like a pansy retard in that movie.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

This x99999999

The cartoon was really great, it had a story to tell and told it well. The movie was Shamalan taking a shit on everything that made it good.

Part of the reason that Airbender was a million times worse than the Happening was that it had a foundation for it, all he had to do was translate it to film version and he failed miserably at it.

Okay, so I was right, most fans of the series did hate the movie. Also...that made me lol. I'm pretty sure M Night was directing with his ass.

This I can agree with.

I went into it with really low expectations because it was a shamalamadingdong movie, maybe that's why I liked it so much...it wasn't 100% revolting. The basic scripting was very good, and more or less true to the series. I would have to agree that everything shamalamadingdong touched was absolutely for the worse. I don't think it deserved the 3% rottentomatoes gave it, but it surely would have been better with a real director calling the shots. Possibly even great.

Now I have to wait 'till December for Tron.

i don't get why everyone is so balls deep over airbender anyways. not knocking the cartoon series, as it's pretty good despite my first impression. but to say it's the "pinnacle of human achievement in storytelling" made me guffaw irl.

sorry, Aliens is better.

sry man on a literary level it's pretty much total genius.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

I'm watching it now, and umm...

Yeah what Tuhl said. It's good to the point where I've been no-lifing the past couple days watching the series. Taking notes tbh.

I've still come across a couple parts where I go - "how does that make sense?". There's a part (probably a couple) where Aang is running from someone, but earlier in the series he's depicted running as fast as the wind.

Also, Toph is probably one of my favorite characters from anything.

-/-/-/-

Oh, and the whole "nobody dies on screen, we all just subdue each other while swinging deadly weapons" makes me want to punch a baby. Fucking kiddification.

Did someone say Tron?

fixed that for you.

Akina: bitch I will stab you in the face

As a fanatic of the animated series, I must say that I wanted to punch myself in the penor for having sat through the last airbender. I saw it for free since my girl works at the theater, went in with as open a mind as possible, and was CRUSHED by the overwhelming terribadness. I've been looking forward to that movie since it was announced over a year before it released, and I am now currently re-watching the series for the 5th time to get the bad taste of the last airbender out.

EDIT: Ong, Soe-ka, and Eeroh were the least of my concerns. How about the firelord caring for his son, the firebenders being Indian, Team Avatar being white, no character or relationship development (why does katara care so much for a kid she met a day ago?). I could go on and on, but time to get back to the series.

EDIT 2: That was a long edit.

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