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I doubt they were doing it in a pile of horse manure.

Akina: bitch I will stab you in the face

Fucking the everliving shit out of my now-girlfriend in the backseat of my friends car.




While he was driving




Score!

Brawlsack

Taking an extended hiatus from gaming

You're about one seat from a three way with a dude.




My stepdad is a baker manager and he had to deliver a wedding cake to a barn and they had him put it in one of the horse stalls. He asked them if she was sure that was okay with all the "particles" in the air. I believe she said something along the lines of "Son, if you go to a wedding in a barn, you have to expect some horse feces on your cake.".

who did you hear that from cally? hrm.............?

also we were technicaly like 10 feet from the barn door, on a cinderblock wall outside.

also, the only gross thing about a well kept barns is the hay on the floor in the horse stalls. otherwise its just dusty.

I can't wait til aestu gets laid and his entire world changes. or he strangles the bitch and goes to jail forever.

also, pulling over the side of a relatively unused highway and shagging the shit out of her on the hood of my car was pretty neat.

This is the only way I could go about it with a car involved, being the tall burly fuck and whale hunter I am.

Ofc, if we're talking about Weezing's Camaro, that's the only option everybody has.

You know that scene from Ace Ventura where he's climbing out of the robo-rhino's ass? Yeah, that was me getting out of that thing's backseat.

I bet Aestu can force a woman to orgasm with 27% of his brainpower.
He is my hero.



I hate cars like that =/

Don't ask, don't tell.

Callysta of Reverence

Well maybe it was white trash sex? Iunno.

Yesterday I was on a train with this girl. She had spent almost seven hours walking and talking with me. "OMG I don't know why I feel this way, I feel like I could orgasm right now."

Completely serious.

Aestu of Bleeding Hollow...

Nihilism is a copout.

Completely cereal.

I'm requesting you upload a Autograph'd SS of Aestu for my background/bedroom wall. Thanks.

She's coming onto you.

I am THE man.
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Quick, put on a poncho! That shit's a mess to clean up.

Did that once.









Busy downtown shopping center type thingy.
Mostly hidden though slightly visible corner.

Best sex ever.

Picnic table beside the road.

In the snow.

While people are driving past.

Was snowing pretty hard, so I doubt many people bothered to look over. We got there right as it started snowing, so it's not like we were laying in a snow bank or anything.

Most awesomesauce.