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okay i forgot my camera, but I will give you a run down of the whole situation.

10:30: arrived at the hipster party with a 12 pack of session lager(mmmmm) and a hobo styled container of jack Daniels

10:35: drunk hipster girl greets me European style, successfully weirded out

10:36: 1st session lager empty, began 2nd. Whiskey 75%

10:40: met girl with nose ring, though of how bulls wear the same ring, Whiskey 70%

11:00: 1st drunk hipster lying on ground naked, friend of mine pulls on a tuft of her exposed pubic hair and empties it into a nearby girls glass. Nobody but me notices. Whiskey 50%

11:30: sitting on the roof with several hipsters passing about the whiskey. 0% session number 5 at this point, i vaguely notice the sound of hipster music down stairs

11:50: first trip to bathroom, drunk hipster girl naked on the floor there, I consider peeing on her but instead choose to use the other toilet

4:00: hipster party dies down, i notice the bull nose ring hipster girl has one hand

Uhh.... Interesting.

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Does that mean we're friends Tuhl?

... wut?

Callysta of Reverence

I believe in Germany you simply walk up to somebody and knock on the bar at them.

Or something about knocking on the bar and someone buying a drink for you.

I'm also pretty sure it can be completely irrelevant of sex, ie - straight guy/girl knocking towards straight guy/girl.

This is at 99.999% probability of being not even in the ballpark of what NK is talking about though.

i think european style is kiss on both cheeks.

I drank a million sessions

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Oh...

That's common here.

shit never happens in america boy

The only time I ever get kissed on both cheeks is when I make somebody kiss the fattest part of my ass.

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Jubber

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I don't think it happens many places in North America except for Quebec.

The last time I went to perform this maneuver (well, have it performed on me) I was a bit inebriated to say the least because my friends had this great idea to go out for happy hour on Friday then stay out until 3am while drinking the whole time.

Well, this friend-of-a-friend girl came for like 25 mins and was leaving, saying goodbye, I was not paying attention. She came up to me for the kiss on the cheek deal. She was to the right of me but went for the left cheek, I don't know why but it felt really unnatural so I figured I'd just go for the right cheek, well it didn't go as planned. It ended up looking like I was going for an on the lips type deal, or more like smashing faces because my fine motor skills weren't really in tip-top shape at the time.

We both sort of backed away and I yelled "WHOA WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL HERE?" Nothing was said after that, no goodbye. I cringed from the awkwardness a bit when this thread reminded me of that moment.

lol awesome

facebumnuts - much face much bum much nuts

See, this is where hipsters piss me off.

All of them say they are "broke" but most are not.

In fact, I personally know many hipsters who are anything but "broke" they are trust fund babies spending mommy and daddy's money on PBR while going to college to get their liberal arts degree. They wear extremely fashionable/expensive things (like Rayban sunglasses, Chuck Taylors, etc.) but then try to play it off like they are really poor. They have this sense of "irony" about them, like they are being so unique and "ironic" all the time because they wear expensive stuff, but still have this "i dress like shit because I'm pretending I'm poor."

Hipsters like to also think they are better than you in a variety of areas. Chief amongst these areas is music.

Have other people heard of the bands you like? Have the bands you like been on the radio? Sorry, they now suck and are sell outs.

Only bands that no one has ever heard of are awesome, according to hipsters. Hipsters also try to impress one another with the obscureness of the bands they listen to:

Hipster 1: "I love Modest Mouse"
Hipster 2: "Man, I liked Modest Mouse when they were cool...before they got too many fans and passed the sell-out threshold."
Hipster 1 *sips PBR*: "Okay, so what band do you like"
Hipster 2: "They are this really great band, no one has ever heard of them...they are called Dysfunctional Trunk Magnet. So awesome. I went to one of their concerts and only 5 people were there. It was amazing, for sure."


And so on. Here is a diagram of a Hipster:




Hipster central is generally considered to be Brooklyn, NY. However, there are huge pockets in all major cities...such as Chicago, LA, Seattle, San Francisco, and so on.

In review - what is a hipster?

1. Someone who thinks they are unique, but they are really just part of a trendy movement
2. Trust fund baby

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