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lol no it was a girl.

it was also an it. ugh.


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I've never done it anywhere that wasn't a house belonging to one of the participants.

Always wanted to do it in a big shag van though.


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Haven't had anything I would deem anywhere near "the best." I'll report back when it happens.

Maybe if you returned my calls...


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Usdk wrote:

it was also an it. ugh.



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i fucked a chick who was a student at the university of zimbabwe. i met her at a bar in harare, she was so black when she was leading me to her apartment by the hand, when she let go i couldn't see her in the dark. she had a hot english accent, her apartment had no AC, she had ice water in a chest in the corner that we used in between sessions. she had no bed, just a mass of pillows and soft blankets on a giant tempurpedic mat. the windows were open and she made animal noises. i could barely see her body in the dark but her vagina looked like a black cat yowling in the middle of the night. i must've blown my load in every corner of that place. fell asleep at 4am, woke up, she was gone. let myself out, never saw her again.

most xlint.


Grats, you had sex with a random black chick in africa...statistics say you now have AIDS.


Also, most exciting place I've done it...hmm. Other than in my ex's bedroom with her sister watching TV in the next room....or with parents in the next room...nothing comes to mind.

Oh yea, I used to get hand-jobs on the morning bus to school when I was a Junior (from the same chick, b4 we started "doing it"). Man, that just made every school day better.


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Cuz as 9th grade sex ed has taught us, if you so much as shake the hand of a person with aids you'll catch aids herp and syphillis, right?


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Cuz as 9th grade sex ed has taught us, if you so much as shake the hand of a person with aids you'll catch aids herp and syphillis, right?


lol obviously not, although I think sticking my dick in someone might increase your risk for getting something they have. Please note the 920,000 people in Zimbabwe with AIDS alone:

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Personally, I just want to keep my dick out of harms way. To me, having random sex with any chick in Africa would be too much risk. I assume he wrapped it up though...I'm just saying....not for me, no thanks.


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It's 1.8 million in Zimbabwe, but this was a student from the University of said place, not him going out of his way to jump in and do them. Am I the only one who read it as her being a visiting student?

Also holy fucking shit 5.3 million in South Africa.


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WTB 2010 report, it's probably tripled by now.


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no i met her in harare. the capital. i wore a rubber. having never been to africa, i'd advise you to keep your racist bullshit comments to yourself. not everyone there has aids and it's pretty easy to figure out who does.


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Dotzilla wrote:
no i met her in harare. the capital. i wore a rubber. having never been to africa, i'd advise you to keep your racist bullshit comments to yourself. not everyone there has aids and it's pretty easy to figure out who does.


I apologize if it came across as racist, I didn't mean it to. Obviously not everyone in Africa has it, but a crazy high % do (as evidenced by the diagram I linked which is 7 years old)...enough that I would be terrified to have a random sexual encounter with ANYONE of ANY RACE on that continent. Although I'll admit, I'm a bit of a chickenshit when it comes to a life-ending disease.


Also, sure you can tell who has full blown AIDS, but how about people who are HIV positive? They don't show any symptoms. Many of them don't even know they have it.

I'm glad you wore a rubber, obviously you aren't a retard, and you obviously are HIV free...I'm just saying I would be very nervous to engage in that activity (really anywhere, but especially Africa). Finally, I just don't trust people...especially someone who I had just met.


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Condoms are gross. Thank god I don't have to wear one.


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Condoms are gross. Thank god I don't have to wear one.


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