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I only wear shorts, idc how cold it is, fuck yall.

same

havent worn pants/jeans since 2000, except when I had jury duty and at a funeral

If I have to wear pants (sadly, winter here is actually cold) I prefer cargos with lots of pockets. Fuck jeans.

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you people are dum.

you should empty the contents of your junk drawer into them

I like the skinny kind that show off the bulge.
Women like it too.
And the hair.
Though it could be mostly the hair.

But I have to say these shorts are comfortable.

I'm I the only one who thinks a guy walking around with his "bulge" displayed is not attractive?

The sight of someone's flaccid dick scrunched up on top of their balls by fabric doesn't really turn me on. Plus it's not exactly an accurate indicator of its "potential" either, so it isn't as though you're advertising.

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There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

I just spray musk from special glands in the back of my throat whenever I see women that look good enough for a poke.

RETIRED.
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I'm not claiming to know how it works, and I'm not claiming my penis is anything above average. To be completely honest I think it's small in proportion to my body.

But women like it, and who am I to argue with what the opposite sex finds attractive? The ones who do outweigh the ones who don't.

Insert joke about the usage of weight here.

Fuck yeah, that's the only pair of pants I have, pockets rule.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky5901i3YRw

you must know alot o hoes.

he must know a lot of scene girls. a couple years ago when i was scene, i wore girls jeans size 0 or 00 and the scene girls lost their minds. it took me a while to realize they're mostly immature, know nothing about sex, and if you wear those jeans the items you can place in your pockets is severely limited.

im in the tic-tac club so the nut hugging didn't really phase me.

nut hugging would bother the shit out of me.

I've sat on mine before.

I wear black people clothes, so nut hugging isn't a problem.

RETIRED.
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