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"Hey man let me talk to you j/k gotta text 5 people why are we even on the phone lol!"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Its nothing major, just sometimes I talk really fast.

Although individuals with Asperger syndrome acquire language skills without significant general delay and their speech typically lacks significant abnormalities, language acquisition and use is often atypical. Abnormalities include verbosity, abrupt transitions, literal interpretations and miscomprehension of nuance, use of metaphor meaningful only to the speaker, auditory perception deficits, unusually pedantic, formal or idiosyncratic speech, and oddities in loudness, pitch, intonation, prosody, and rhythm.

Three aspects of communication patterns are of clinical interest: poor prosody, tangential and circumstantial speech, and marked verbosity. Although inflection and intonation may be less rigid or monotonic than in autism, people with AS often have a limited range of intonation: speech may be unusually fast, jerky or loud. Speech may convey a sense of incoherence; the conversational style often includes monologues about topics that bore the listener, fails to provide context for comments, or fails to suppress internal thoughts. Individuals with AS may fail to monitor whether the listener is interested or engaged in the conversation. The speaker's conclusion or point may never be made, and attempts by the listener to elaborate on the speech's content or logic, or to shift to related topics, are often unsuccessful.

Children with AS may have an unusually sophisticated vocabulary at a young age and have been colloquially called "little professors", but have difficulty understanding figurative language and tend to use language literally. Children with AS appear to have particular weaknesses in areas of nonliteral language that include humor, irony, and teasing. Although individuals with AS usually understand the cognitive basis of humor, they seem to lack understanding of the intent of humor to share enjoyment with others. Despite strong evidence of impaired humor appreciation, anecdotal reports of humor in individuals with AS seem to challenge some psychological theories of AS and autism.

so basically people with aspergers can't shoot a pun.

I think we solved at least one mystery in this thread.

oh good, another azelma madlibs thread.

Mad Libs (a play on ad lib, from Latin ad libitum - as you wish) is a phrasal template word game where one player prompts another for a list of words to substitute for blanks in a story; these word substitutions have a humorous effect when the resulting story is then read aloud. ...

/soothe

I got it, don't worry

yes, intentional.

I love you.

I also texted for the first time the other day.

I never had a phone because i never found i needed it.

Also Azelma, I'm still curious about my question from this thread earlier about your name.

Are you calling me a bitch? Or are you just agreeing that bitches love smiley faces. Please explain...I have aspergers and your superior social IQ is confusing me.



Wat?





Can I join the cool kids club? Is there an application to fill out somewhere?

From these forums I've concluded that you lived in a cave and just found your way out.

I'll help you out. Here's a razor, you use it for shaving.

Also Azelma, I'm still curious about my question from this thread earlier about your name.

I love you.

I am not calling you a bitch. But your use of the term bitches instead of just saying women is what I was pointing out. It was more a reference to your previous threads of dating woes. Using the term bitches as a reference to women in general shows at least some lack of respect in my opinion. Maybe women sense this. They are not as naive and brain dead as most men would like to believe.

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